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October 31, 2008

Achmed the Dead Terrorist

You might have viewed it before, but for me I can’t help laughing every time I view it no matter how many times over. So hilarious right … “I’ll Kill You&#

October 30, 2008

Too Drunk To Fuck

Nouvelle Vague “Too Drunk To Fuck” – Live Rome Circolo Artisti It’s been awhile since I club or even dance myself silly. I’ll be going to ZoukOut 2008 this year. It’s like a annual ‘pilgrimage’ for me and Hairol. I took a look at the roster of performances via the official ZoukOut site and I’ve

October 29, 2008

Being Competitive

All of us have that competitive streak in all of us. For me I was never good academically but my talent was more hands-on like the Arts and an accidental athlete. For the Arts itself, I love drawings. I’m no Picasso but my creations seems to be ‘better’ than the rest in the class. That

October 28, 2008

Don’t Trust The Media

Yup I’ve said it, “You can’t trust media” and that include blogs. At the end of the day they just want to ‘sensationalize’ a story to sell more of their papers, increase their circulation or gain more readership. As for this blog, heh … well I just to be infamously known as Anak Melayu Uncle

October 27, 2008

Heartrending Pictures Of AIDS

Gratitude is the antidote to bitterness and resentment

October 26, 2008

People Are Just Plain Mean

I remember when I was young when I made a kid cry. You know how there’s always a certain kid among the neighborhood we all ostracize; well I got into the gang act. One day he showed me his recent purchase of a pencil. It was long, shiny and evidently new and when I held

October 25, 2008

Love Actually

My love life is very much messed up these days. I don’t think I really have one in fact, other than the fact of the on-off status I have with it currently. After going through a couple of dates with enthusiasm, I’ll swear not to go on any after the ones I went out with,

October 24, 2008

Life Little Wonders

What a long day I had. You know one of those days that stretches for hours that never seems to end, and during that period of time, you just wish someone would just rip your spine column out and feed it to the bears … Hmmm is it just me only who has such graphic

October 23, 2008

You know you’re on a bad date when

You find your date bringing her family along on the date itself! She told you she’s still in the process of breaking up with her boyfriend She’s making up stuff during conversation. You got food poisoning from the food she prepared Nearly blinded you on the dancefloor with her catlike dance and fingernails Keeps preaching

October 22, 2008

Dispute On The Origin Of The Malays

I can’t help but chuckled at this Datuk explanation of the origin of the Malays. It doesn’t match the current theories by academics that we’re seafarers who migrated from the North to South and South to surround Archipelago and the Malay Penisula, etc … where some of the migrants got hot and heavy with the

October 21, 2008

Kittens Tale – Day 10

Today I opened my eyes

October 20, 2008

Independent

Since I was young, I’ve always been an independent person. During primary school, while kids was taken to school by mommy and daddy, I would arrive alone and wondered if I was a bad kid for not having my parents sending me to school If you can jog back your memory, there will always be

October 19, 2008

Good Morning Sunshine

Aqua – Good Morning Sunshine (Live) When relationship are not going well, its the start of the blaming game and resolving the issues worsen if you keep mum and resort the “I’m in-denial” option. Also there’s nothing more hurtful than the few ‘wise’ choice of words from your love ones in the heat of things

October 18, 2008

Scrub That Profile

No more privacy in this Internet Age Being in the Internet Age, the privacy matters aspects are lacking and the laws are always a step or two behind in protecting people privacy or the law need to play catch-up with the ever evolving technology. Well once you posted something on the WWW, its there to

October 17, 2008

I’m A Failed Rockstar

The radical Kickapoo video from THE PICK OF DESTINY I’ve to admit, not many people actually know that I dig Rock. It’s the Rad man! …. Despite the passion, I’m a failed rockstar in the making. I tried once but when you don’t have the ‘pipes’ and having feeble fingers, you know you ain’t going

October 16, 2008

These Photos Haunt Me With Questions Of Why

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October 15, 2008

TMnet

TMnet – Gangguan Di KL & Subang Jaya by malaysianews Despite our complaints, Singapore customer services and business accountability practices is one of the better ones around. Things get done when we want them to. I’ve online friends from the surrounding Asian region and their net connection at times can be described as sub-standard. The

Plastics

[Start Pointless Rant Of The Day] I love blogging and I always wonder the ‘motives’ behind each and every blogger that I come across. What drives them to constantly update or even started blogging in the first place I can clearly recall mine. What started out as an online training log, turned into a blog.

October 14, 2008

I Would Do Anything For Love

Meat Loaf – I would do anything for love The above music video I reckon is one of the longest running MV of all time, but it is also one of the most exquisitely elaborate and moving one too An old-school song from my retro days. Every time Meat Loaf sang the line “But I

China Love Market

Recall Lee Jr speech at the national day rally 2008, he mentioned the love market that Chinese parents go to go ‘hawk’ their child prospects for marriage in Beijing. They brought along photos and even their child CV to find future husbands and wifes for their offspring Well I found a news report on it.

October 13, 2008

One On One Education

Watch the video first before reading . . . . . . . . . . . . I wish this brilliant idea concept would take off in Singapore, but I reckon the rigid education ‘system’ of ours is in place. There’s the issues to lease a place, which will cost a bomb considering PSF

Changing Your Belief

In life its inevitable you ‘transition’ through friends, career, and belief. Yes even belief … If there’s a way I could save a dime for every time I changed my belief, well I would be a rich man by now I learn by hard that by sticking to a rigid belief will not only hinder

October 12, 2008

Kittens Tale – Day 1

I was born

As A Kid Growing Up In Singapore During The 80′s

I saw this email attachment frequently circulating online and even some blog post about it. Well why not another one at my blog eh. The below photo gallery if I’m not wrong, the story behind each picture spans the 80′s to early 90′s Click on thumbnails to enlarge photos

October 11, 2008

I’m A Smart Mamat Cheapskate

The House Bunny Music Video – “I Know What Boys Like” When I settle to watch a movie, I really make sure its worth my money man. I’ll read up the reviews first and ensure the theme of the movie is favorable to me I’m totally an independent and sci-fi flick fan, but I also

Poll: Boxers vs Briefs

Ladies, put your vote to the poll I need to know the findings for my future reference … aku dah start dating balik ni The last poll, briefs won the day Here’s the last poll installment, just to make sure &#

October 10, 2008

Singapore Following In The Footsteps of Japan’s Declining Birthrate

Part 1 An Ideal Husband by AlJazeeraEnglish Singapore is a wonderful ‘oasis’ of a place. A concrete jungle, whose success is owned to the people’s achievement in just a short span of time. I shall put it around 40 years plus I reckon. Amazing right But at what cost you might wonder. There’s always a

Be Original

There’s only one Anak Melayu and he blogs here Tell all your makciks, minah tudang and friends about it Haha, self-loathing-promotion of myself I’ve nothing better to do lah

October 9, 2008

Financial Crisis: What Lies Ahead in 2009?

A good concise overview of the Financial Crisis currently and for the future, but the lady presenter looks like she will drop dead anytime. Relax lah aunty

Butt Crack

Litmus Test: Did you look at the bus or something else. Prove in point, you can’t help but look at the buttcrack right! I had just completed my evening run. I cooled down by walking the short stretch of pavement on the way back home. As usual I looked all sweaty, muscles popping and all

October 8, 2008

7 Things I’ll Do On My Next Date

Miley Cyrus – 7 Things Age is really catching up on me. Now when I look in the mirror, I’ll try to spot any more wrinkles or if finally any white hair has started sprouting on my crowning glory. Oh yes this uncle can be vain too hur hur It’s really been awhile since I’ve

Heavy Smoker

The other day I was in the bus. It was filling up with people and a school boy decided to sit beside me. I was minding my own business looking out the window, but I couldn’t help noticed the boy’s smell He was wretched stinking of cigarette odor. It was quite strong and for him

October 7, 2008

Blog Oh Blog

In between my work, I would slip away for some distraction. A good distraction to be in fact, as I try to catch up on the latest of my online peeps via their blogs. If only they’re as ‘wacky’ as me to update their blog daily, as I usually always end up in frustration waiting

Why

I’m still running these days, although not as intense as previous years when I was still competing, its been a long winding road of sports and calisthenic all these years. Even when I was a kid, it just came natural to me to keep on running Come to think of it, I never really get

October 6, 2008

The Elephant King

Looks promising. I can’t wait to watch it for myself. Debuts October 17th

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Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerd r the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is

October 5, 2008

US Bailout Bill

Taking the US bailout bill to the streets (4 Oct 08) by AlJazeeraEnglish After seeing the video, its pretty scary knowing the future is kinda bleak. The financial bailout is “not a solution” and its repercussion beyond American shores is inevitable. Hopefully none of my readers here ain’t going to be retrenched in the future

Shift Work

“Shift Work” or I myself affectionately calls it “Shit Work”, well whoever created such work concept, should be shot. Obviously some capitalist bright idea, to make him/her even richer The thing about shift work, you might not notice it, but in the long run, your health will be adversely affected. I’ve tried working for a

October 4, 2008

Neneh

Youssou N’Dour & Neneh Cherry – 7 Seconds (LIVE) When I was younger this is probably one of the most ‘obscene’ song amongst us teens. For someone who couldn’t grasp English well back then, and having a problem remembering complicated names, we had a laugh trying to communicate with each other of the songs we

What Makes A Person Unfaithful

The worse kind of affair for a guy is to find out your girlfriend just had an affair with another woman. Malu yet kinky I was reading couple of blogs and some of the entries have a recurring similarities. Emo-ing online about being dumped or bitching that their ex-significant other is seeing someone behind their

October 3, 2008

Revised Bailout Bill

This is a very volatile time for all. The global crunch problem in the West is not just affecting the ang moh but us also; well especially in my field of work. Sometimes I linger and sweated when its the best time to withdraw my money from my US bank accounts. I usually follow USD/SGD

October 2, 2008

Love Put Under The Microscope

I’ve always wondered if love is quantifiable … well someone researcher had similar thoughts as mine, and put 34 couples under the MRI test. Find out the MRI findings for those in who are love and those who were just dumped

October 1, 2008

Never Say Never

Yes it does sounds cheesy, but never ever say never and nothing ain’t impossible. I’ve plenty of detractor out there who wish to see falter and ‘fall flat on my face’ Why is it people would rather see other people’s demise if they’re doing something different and so call not ‘following the crowd’ Some people

Camat Hari Raya

To all my Muslim friends, Selamat Hari Raya. Do enjoy the long weekend