Before you go eywww regarding the title above or say I’ve gone anal … wait I’m already that eh … I was just pondering over my precious ‘little dudes’ down there. I mean what if I were to unfortunately get involved in an accident or I’ve reached a point in my life I’m too old
Every guy loves a big-boy toys. What am I talking about, cars of course. Personally I love roadsters and convertibles. I can just imagining myself with my minah (chick) beside me, one hand steering while the other caressing my botak-head (skinhead) being blown in the wind as I drive down ECP expressway. … and coming
I was looking through Eastbay website for the first-time ever in the longest time since I last bought my last pair of spikes, which is like donkey years ago. Well I was just curious on what’s the latest spikes model out there for sprinting. Most of us sprinters usually get our spikes via online or
Well you can add this to the list of ‘certainty in life’. Aside from death and taxes, please include ‘hole in socks’. Moi got back from my usual jogging earlier and when I took off the trainers, there it was. It was twice my luck indeed with two holes to be seen on both sides
Remember the cartoon Smurfs we all love as a kids. Well out of the blue (no pun intended of course) the thought of Smurfs’s procreation just popped into my mind … haha! Of course back then I’ve not learned of the birds and the bees, but it has always been weird for me even as
Once my six month minimum stay requirement comes this June, I’ll likely search for a new place to stay. The current place is fine, the landlord couples are alright. We both mind our own business but I just can’t stand their idiosyncrasies. Like a typical Melayu household, they karaoke to their hearts content on a
FYI I’ve the cleanest rice cooker in Singapore, thank you. Earlier I was chatting by random with an old intern friend via GMail. She calls me “too domesticated” … I mean like what! Hahaha. And I also quote her saying that “no guy (me!) spends their Sunday waxing a rice pot”. Sure while I was
For me there’s nothing worse than waking up in the morning and sleeping on the wrong side with your morning erection in full splendor … Ouch! Haha. Good Morning, Wood
Yesterday was my indulgence day and it’s been awhile since I’ve had any prata. So I tried cheese and mushroom prata. I don’t know if it’s my body reacting adversely with the prata, but as I sat there trying to finish the last pieces of prata, I just couldn’t. My stomach hurt so badly. All
As I get older, my circle of friends dwindled. I’m sure everyone experiences that. Currently I can count with my fingers, the number of friends I am able to ‘rely’ on. For me, a friend is someone who would answer “How much” rather than “What for” when asked for help. But with such statement I
Another day with nothing to blog about, aside from work … which I think you don’t want to hear. Or my daily jog, which again you don’t want to hear me rant. Nothing wacky or lame happened to me this week. So nothing to share there. So here’s a joke instead for my usual daily
I’ve always wanted that Wolverine look. In the shower playing with moi shampoo In life without goals, it would be pointless living. It will be darn boring if you’re just bumbling around in life aimless. In Singapore we’ve the usual going for us. The 5C, academia pursuits from PSLE to Uni, queuing for Hello Kitty
These days I hate meeting new people. Expectations and the need to please, bleah. Up yours! I hate being in crowds too. Too much to process, give me a controlled environment any time of the day please. That’s why its no-brainer I’ll never be a PR guy eh. Well just ranting &#
Today’s entry is hilarious to me, but it will be on a sensitive topic …. about ‘race’ and ‘smell’. I was randomly surfing when I bumped into this topic, pussy. Disclaimer-wise: No I’m not trying to pick on a certain ethnic group ah. You should go to the link below and check out some of
I love history, especially the early human period. Moi is one of those suckers for such BBC documentaries on apeman, dinosaurs and life back then. Well want to know how this uncle looks like if he was a million plus year old? I used an online tool to morph my photo. Cool eh! Evolve your
Well as promised this my ‘secret’ to great looking abs. What you need is just 8 minutes daily, that’s it! Well let’s start. When I was actively running for school and club, it was pretty routine for me to do 1000 to 1500 abs repetition per day. Of course I didn’t do it one-shot but
If you ever need to do your passport or identity card, well do it online. I was amazed by how fast it took for my identity card to be made. Last weekend, I went to the ICA building to pick it up. I just need to go to the automated kiosk, key-in my info, get
I went for a jog earlier in the day and of all places I bumped into an old secondary school buddy of mine at the traffic junction. I was headed in the direction of Sembawang, passing by the industrial area. As I stopped at the traffic junction, there he was, coming back from a late
I believe that good things always happens at the same time when bad things happen too. Such convergence I believe is life and that totally sucks. Why can’t one particular good thing happens first, and only when the excitement wears off, I wouldn’t mind handling the bad ones by then. But then again, we have
God damn Valentine’s Day is coming up. Uurrghhh …. Everyone I know is like ‘reminding’ me! It sucks to be single during this period. Hope my guy peeps get laid, muahaha. Keyword is ‘protection’ hor. As for me, my best friend for now is my palm :p
Talking about blog wars, I can’t understand how a blog reader turned their focus and form a vendetta against the author instead. I know you can’t stop someone ‘hating’ your guts out, but do these people out the blue, after visiting your blog, saw your post or photos perhaps, maybe not liking what they saw
Do you know the local scam where dudes in a lorry approach you on the streets and offers a good high quality sound system for a low bottom price. They cited they had inventory error or something, and it would be a waste throwing it away, and you’re the special lucky person to get it
Fad, Hak, Unker, Hana, Eddy All right finally, some photos! I know I’ve been committing social suicide lately, but I’ve been in a grumpy mood as of late and am trying hard really to transition into a happier Doraemon, well hopefully lah. The photos in this entry are courtesy of my bloggers friends. Well I’ve
I really dun wanna retire in Sing-Chia-Pore when I’m old and crappy. Firstly I’m gonna use my savings I have to get myself a mail-to-order bride, and next on the plan is retiring in Malaysia. Being a Malay, its no problem for me to move across the Causeway. I know the culture, the language and
Remember when you were young and you have this big dream and an idea of what you wanted to be. Well as I grew older, I seem to have lesser and lesser of such qualities. Admirable qualities turn to shitty ones. I’ve compromised so much in my life, becoming someone so ‘different’ than what I
Since young I’ve always had this fascination to have a place of my own, especially building my own custom-made kitchen. I have this picture perfect scene of the kitchen, I still do now; automated dishwasher, nice kitchen fixtures, French door refrigerator with bottom freezer, sparkling shiny faucets, Viking stove, and resilient vinyl floor to name
