Is your baby trying to communicate with you but you’re just too much of a blur sotong (dumbass) to notice it. Is that first gurgle or burp by your baby, a sign of communication? Or is it just what it is, baby letting out air … when and how should you know to differentiate it … hmmm *ponders*
I’m sure you don’t want to miss out in the development of your baby, so mums, dads, uncles, aunties and shotguns, I’ve developed a course that will lead you to understand phrases that babies would like you, the adult, to know.
How did I come about to formulate, translate the baby talk and verify such phrases? Well alot of patience, lollipops and plenty of tickles on the baby subject known as Aisah.
So sign up now at baby-speech-for-adult-idiots.com. Heres a few baby phrases below thats extracted from the course
Me: What is your favourite show on TV
Baby Aisha: oreo ppopidoo weetoyu naveeruk papadooBaby
Translation: That big giant purple gay looking monster with big white teeh (She was referring to Barney)
Me: What do you want to become when you grow up
Baby Aisha: weeeeweeee weeeeeeweeeeee weeeeweeeeeBaby
Translation: Oprah! Shes my diva. You go gurlfren!
Me: Do you like ice-cream
Baby Aisha: stupidoooo uncleooooooooo boboooooo
Baby Translation: Duh! Of course you bloke!
Me: Whos the greatest uncle in the world
Baby Aisha: tamaira kangkong eros rubut baboooooo rocky
Baby Translation: You are uncle, oh great one
Sign up or be square!
Haha! Tks man…I’m doing my PhD on a related topic with my 10 mths old nephew! I sure can take some tips from here!
PS:- Comment got rejected due to spam protection. I really love this thing…it’s helping my maths (which I nvr pass since sec sch…and quite well known 2b “good” at it!)!
haha macam betul ajer … its not even a proper study. i hentam ajer
wah simple math pun tak boleh ker? use calculator :-p