Different perception of love
Ok this is coming from me. Your boyfren might be different perhaps, but more or less we’re of the same horny creatures that we men are. So the basic thumb of rule to keep your men happy are
- If we’ve been bugging you to do something, do oblige lah (Nothing humiliating and stupid of course)
- Be adventurous in the bedroom
- Don’t mother or suffocate us
- Don’t say “Anything lah”. Take initiative at times
- Never comment on our weener
- Don’t go mushy and calling cuddly nicknames in public or around my friends. Save that for the bedroom roleplaying
- Don’t fake it. We know!!
- Don’t wear scary thick makeup
- When in an argument, can you please listen to our point of view too
- I don’t want girly stuff like soaps for my presents. Buy me power toys
- We want our back massage too. We can’t always just massage you
- Don’t introduce us to your family after the second date or even better bring them on your second date!
- Never touch our laptops or computer. It’s nice to ask first
- Cook for us
- Approve of some of the silly things we do like porn, going out with my friends and ogle at other girls. We may stray but we know who are our bitches
- If we make a mess in our room, leave it
- Don’t ask us if you’re fat. If you’re asking it, you damn well know the answer yourself woman
- Don’t shout at us if we don’t pickup the laundry
- Sex in the morning
- Read this blog :p
Anything more to add guys?
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I was raised on classic rock and ballads, so forgive me if I'm not quite the trance, house music kinda guy. I can't sing, but I can croak, and yes I do take request, only for that special one. My life story is revealed in details with spunky disposition at this personal blog of mine. I'd like to meet honest people who are fun, outgoing, upfront and not stressed! People with clean bathroom, tree huggers will be given higher priority and more attention of course.
wear something sexy only with me – kind!..
not when you are out with your girlfriends or boyfriends…
UNACCEPTABLE!
Haha yes, not too slutty in public
on behalf of my bofriend:
do not start to buy nyonya undies and bras once married. keep the laces coming.
horny species, aren’t u guys. hahahaai.
Oooh we love laces and lingerie on yar
It makes you gurls feel sexy too right
So its mutually beneficial for both parties :)
Hmmm…Can a vibrator be classified as a power toy? Then both parties are able to utilize it and enjoy the fun.
I think more on the ladies kan, kita guy buat aper ngan tu
I dun mind ‘serving’ her over and over :p
chocolate fudge & whipped cream..hhhmmmm!!yummy lickalicious *wink*. combined these two together, it can make & break a man. muahahhahaha!i swear by 20 years of experience.
Woohoooo yeah tell me about it!
Is it hot in here or is it just you :p
Sex in the morning?
Don’t push it! lol!!!
Dang … crashed & burned
Aiyoh, lama tak baca your blog, then when I was like backtracking and came across this post, ketawa sendirik siak.
Me and the Mr had this convo yesterday and I think he listed most of the things you did, which I found really funny.
Men are generally very predictable so it’s quite easy to deal with them. :)
Oh, and I approve of his porn because at least I know he’s straight! LOL!
Welcome back
Sorry for the late comments
Well that’s a surprise, most of my guy frens gal, they don’t like their guy watching porn