Why we broke up

Sha February 12, 2010 0

breaking up

With Valentine around the corner, #whywebrokeup is trending on Twitter, and some of the Tweets cracked me up. Here’s a few below!

@BethleBanks Bitch u gaining weight…
@THEECOOKiMONSTR did you see your mom? Come on now she’s HOT rather b with her HAAHAHAHAH (Uncle Sha: Ouch!)
@marvcritt bcuz u cant get my dick hard anymore LOL
@NiqueCooper you kept asking me ‘Where you at?’ almost everyday! *blank stare* Who the fcuk are you? I don’t need another mom.
@TanishaLashay because if I wanted a Vienna sausage I woulda went to kroger.. (Uncle Sha: HAHAHAHA)
@EnnDubya3ss i dont like girls that much… (Uncle Sha: Coming out of the closet)
@__kaylovee no car, no job, no motivation…a WOMP ass nxgga…
69waystodie420 you expect me to do that nasty ass porno shit
@poeticjuztice u body oder is outta control… water + soap + scrubing = clealiness
@TycoonTheTalent ; How did you find me at a random coffee shop at 2:43 am? Stalker..

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I was raised on classic rock and ballads, so forgive me if I'm not quite the trance, house music kinda guy. I can't sing, but I can croak, and yes I do take request, only for that special one. My life story is revealed in details with spunky disposition at this personal blog of mine. I'd like to meet honest people who are fun, outgoing, upfront and not stressed! People with clean bathroom, tree huggers will be given higher priority and more attention of course.