Why we broke up

With Valentine around the corner, #whywebrokeup is trending on Twitter, and some of the Tweets cracked me up. Here’s a few below!

• @BethleBanks Bitch u gaining weight…
• @THEECOOKiMONSTR did you see your mom? Come on now she’s HOT rather b with her HAAHAHAHAH (Uncle Sha: Ouch!)
• @marvcritt bcuz u cant get my dick hard anymore LOL
• @NiqueCooper you kept asking me ‘Where you at?’ almost everyday! *blank stare* Who the fcuk are you? I don’t need another mom.
• @TanishaLashay because if I wanted a Vienna sausage I woulda went to kroger.. (Uncle Sha: HAHAHAHA)
• @EnnDubya3ss i dont like girls that much… (Uncle Sha: Coming out of the closet)
• @__kaylovee no car, no job, no motivation…a WOMP ass nxgga…
• 69waystodie420 you expect me to do that nasty ass porno shit
• @poeticjuztice u body oder is outta control… water + soap + scrubing = clealiness
• @TycoonTheTalent ; How did you find me at a random coffee shop at 2:43 am? Stalker..