I shan’t bother you with the usual ramblings this week as it has been one boring mundane week.
Its training, eat, sleep, shit.
Send my Uni application and … if I shite ain’t get in Uni, well life’s a bitch then
She’s busy and I’m too free
Anyone got job lobang?
This week is people hating week. From the stupid SBS Apek bus driver who double his 197 bus as F1 racing car and missed my bustop … to all the stupid noisy slow aunties who likes to block my way
WHAT I HATE ABOUT PEOPLE
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…. I know where my watch is pal, where the **** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say “its always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!
4. When people say while watching a film “did you see that?”. No Loser, I paid $7.50 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.
5. People who ask “Can I ask you a question?”…. Didn’t really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
6. When something is new and improved!. Which is it? If its new, then there has never been anything before it. If its an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
7. When people say “life is short”. What the fuck? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do thats longer? 8. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks: “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumb-ass?
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE
1) You believe in Santa Claus
2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus
3) You are Santa Claus
4) You look like Santa Claus
SUCCESS
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants
