Men Love Soccer

Soccer is like the holy grail of sports for many guys, that includes me.

So ladies, once again, don’t try to rationale our craze, just accept as it is.

Don’t interrupt us when our Sundays are spent in the field, or the match is on the TV, or even getting annoyed if we come home late from the pub.

This is just who we are and nothing can change regarding it.

Some lessons on soccer for the gals to perhaps impress their man … for Singapore boys we don’t just watch any types of soccer, let the lesson begins.

Tips For Women

1. We love English soccer. Although there’s many other exciting soccer leagues out there, predominantly most us guys follow the English league.
2. I reckon this is because our former colonial masters are English and they brought soccer here.
3. Impress the guy saying other than English league, there’s the Spanish Laliga, Italian Seria, Dutch ere-divisie and American MLS (Major League Soccer) in that order of popularity/following.
4. Top English teams most guys in Singapore follow are the Big Four: Manchester United, Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal
5. Soccer team has eleven men playing, played over 90 minutes over two halves (there’s a 15 minutes half-time break in-between), and three referees (one main referee in the field, and two others at the touchline) presiding over it.
6. Referee dishes out fouls, and if the fouls are bad, players are handed yellow cards. Two subsequent yellow cards in a match, will results in the player getting ejected from the game. Referee can also flash a red card will which immediately get the player sent-off for really bad fouls.
7. ‘Offside’ means when a player received a ball from his teammate in advantageous position. He might be ahead in terms of where he’s located when the ball was passed. For example, the opposition defenders are behind him, and the player is well far up in the field, so that’s not fair, as he had a headstart going for goal.

Well hope the above is a helpful short introduction to the game if you’re clueless.

Yes you ladies might ponder what’s the fun of having 22 grown men chasing one small ball … well I just can’t explain it.

But it sure beats whacking each other with bats for fun right, or having flings with other women. But seriously I think there’s something primal about playing or watching soccer, that’s close to our heart.

The running, the tackling, the male bonding, the camaraderie and such. It is the only sport where ball grabbing, pulling each other kits, patting each other ass, and even kissing each other when scoring a goal is not deemed ‘gay’ or pussy. (Nothing against gays hor)

I just love soccer, and nothing not even a hot kinky sex on the cards might derail my plans to play or watch soccer. Wakaka …