7 Things I’ll Do On My Next Date

Miley Cyrus – 7 Things

Age is really catching up on me. Now when I look in the mirror, I’ll try to spot any more wrinkles or if finally any white hair has started sprouting on my crowning glory. Oh yes this uncle can be vain too hur hur

It’s really been awhile since I’ve been on a date … and now I have that ‘out of the game’ vibe after so long of hibernation. I know its best to be yourself when meeting people or a date but *light bulb hovers head now*

… but being the age that I am, maybe I should do something different, out of the ordinary, so as I will stand out compared to other male suitor, or stop do certain things which might ‘annoy’ the ladies

7 Things I’ll Do On My Next Date

1. Wear tight spandex – I still have my old mat rocker pants
2. More eye contact – Being less obvious when staring at her boobs or cleavage
3. Leave my ex-girlfriend photos at home – I thought its nice to share my past
4. Less walking – A 10km walk during sunset which seems normal to me, might be tad too much for the ladies
5. Anything Lah – When a lady said that, I need to really read between the lines. The last date that said that, I brought her to any bar. Turns out to be a gay bar to be exact … I forgot it was gay night
6. Avoid Saying I’m Jobless – Say instead I’m an aspiring Entrepreneur, aka professional bum
7. Bollywood Time – I think it would be fun and more colorful to suddenly sing and dance all of a sudden for no reason. Please contact me here to be my background backup dancer. Costumes provided and payment according to prevailing market rates

P.S. The music video above, it seems Miley Cyrus kept saying my name “Sha … Sha … Sha”. I think she reads my blog. Muhahaha, perasan-tan Pakcik ni :p