This cracked me up, and there’s a certain likeness of me to it!
You might be an engineer if …
… choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading your RAM is a moral dilemma.
… you take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.
… in college you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure.
… the salespeople at the local computer store can’t answer any of your questions.
… at an air show you know how fast the skydivers are falling.
… you bought your wife a new CD-ROM drive for her birthday.
… you can type 70 words per minute but can’t read your own handwriting.
… you comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel.
… you sit backwards on the Disneyland rides to see how they do the special effects.
… you have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.
… you have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
… you know what http:// stands for.
… you look forward to Christmas so you can put the kids’ toys together.
… you see a good design and still have to change it.
… you spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding ring.
… you still own a slide rule and know how to use it.
… your laptop computer costs more than your car.
… your wife hasn’t the foggiest idea of what you do at work.
… you’ve already calculated how much you make per second.
… you’ve tried to repair a $5 radio.
Now who says Engineers are always boring
Credit BasicJokes.com
wahahahhahahaha!!!!
this is the first time i’m actually reading engineer jokes that i can easily understand. the rest that i’ve read are usually so chim! nice nice!! thanks for sharing!! goood laff early in zee morning…hahhaha
muahahaha … i love to be lame! if can i wanna name my childen mohd lamer & mohd lamest
ZZZZZzzzzzz im so sleepy n ur jokes make me smile…. i want to sleep back. gd night..
where got so lame anyway… but if really got the mohd lamest in future, intro to my daughter the Nur Siti semuanya kelakar. hahah
eh boleh … then we related! hmm that scares me you know! haha … nanti my cucu laser laser
takpa lah, ada cucu laser kan best. hahah!!! boleh sakit jantung..
die together nanti seh kita
so, are you ready to be a Engineer? :)
hey you … no long no hear
Crap and I think I actually did or know more than half of those listed!
muahaha … we’re nerds man!
Loved this one!
:-)
and you know you’re an engineer if you idolise Bob the builder.
tink it doesnt make sense tho. what the heck. its midnight n im supposed to be sleeping.
Urgh. eh cya around, uncle. Mobile still down?
Bob the builder is da bomb i tell ya! sexyback too … like me!
yup no mobile … batmobile ada la
Eh IT engineer also falls under this category eh ? I think some geek can relate to part of the above as well.
I’m guilty of the 70 wpm but cannot understand my own writing too. Darn!!
yeah of course IT engineer is an engineer too
haha yes i scribble in lect but go back wanna revise, dun understand! haha
why do ur lame ass corny engineering jokes crack me up
glad it did … hope your journey to grad day will be fun!
would you really buy ure wife a cd-rom for her birthday.. hahahahaha.. i would.. if i HAD a wife.. ho ho ho.. so that would likely be NEVER.. and a calculator that costs more than a wedding ring.. Ni mesti dia beli the ring at the 99c store tau.. hahaha..
why wouldn’t i buy cd rom for her bday? hehe
but can a ring calculate the trajectory angle of a moving object? ahhh think abt it :p
i tried to fix a $5 radio b4 leh…
in the end i made it worst! hahaha
wahaha, hi5!
you grad with eng cert rite, so i not surprised you did that