Being a bachelor, single and girlfriend-less, well you don’t really care much about anything around you.
You’re committed to only yourself, and being self-centred being much sums me up in my current state presently.
Fcuk politics, local issues, charities, and those human-interest related shite.
The only thing we, the Fist-Pumping Gorillas are concerned is being ‘fresh to death always’, and getting ‘it in there’, if ya know what I mean.
Watch Jersey Shore please if you don’t know any of the above term.
No I’m not an Italian American, but I’m a Mat, similar, but in local context, although I’m another higher form of intellect Mat, Smart Mamat!
So every month, I’m pretty much putting away my money, saving for my new crib, but then again thinking again, since I’ll be staying in my rented bachelor pad for the next few years, I might as well spruce it up.
I mean I’m alright with the way I’m living, but I’ve to think of the honeys. Bringing them home to a pig-sty I would reckon spoil the mood, but then again, when the lights are off, and you’re doing it like rabbits, the decor pretty much does not matter eh.
Still as much as I think I’m doing this for myself, I’m actually trying to increase my chance of getting ‘some’ with the chicks. A little wine and dining, and boom it’s back to my newly make-over place. It will give off a more pleasant vibe that I take care of myself, and the shite around me.
I want to treat my ladies right. They deserve the best, and every woman should. But be responsible too kids, wear a condom!
Before
It used to be I just chuck my clothing one side, all piled up, and for the longest time it bothered me. I’m a neat freak by nature, maybe that’s why.
After
I got this drawers from IKEA. God bless them for creating such a nifty item. Like my life, I like to compartmentalize things. And with the multiple access to my drawers, each represents a certain aspect of my life, from clothing to tools. And it looks so neat too!
Before
I would normally put my entertainment centre on the floor. You would be asking ‘Who lives like this right’. Well like I said, I’m fine with it, but yeah I do need a change.
After
So I got myself a nice looking working table. Not only it holds my big-ass TV but it also store my PlayStation, and provides a conducive working area with room to spare. Oh yeah now I’ve more mojo to restart my online business. I wanna rule the blogosphere once again.
New Addition
As my TV was previously places on the floor, I would be buck naked propping myself on the cold cement watching shows. Nah it’s not as uncomfortable as it might seem. Cooling yes, uncomfortable no. I come from a family that does everything on the floor. So I have a poor background, so sue me if I’ve no class.
I would think the sight of me naked enjoying my TV ain’t such a pretty sight, so I got myself a sofa. Not only is it a sofa, but it can be turned into a bed. Everyone say ‘Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh’.
Now I have options, to boom-boom on my bed or the sofa, LOL. And having a god damn sofa also forces me to wear clothes. I sure don’t want to stain the furniture with my crap. It cost a bundle man!
So there you go. A little make-over. Simple and easy. I really would have to thank my colleagues who are guys helping me lugging the furniture back to my place. They both agreed I need this, as I deserve more boinking as I not getting enough, haha.
So toodles for now. I’m out on another date soon. Wish me luck!
