Been waiting for my entry?
No! Hhhmmppphh!!!
Firstly, I want to thank Shah for this invitation. It gives me the jitters. My palms are sweating. Moving on to today’s topic which a lot of you have been curious. I hope it will brighten up someone’s day in the office tomorrow. Cos it’s Monday Blues. (Pardon my engrish here, I know it sucks.)
Different types of Blogs
Professional Blog
(One who writes about how to set up a business and how to make money. Readers can seek advices from them about career, love, self-esteem and etc. Most of them are trainers.)Worth Reading Blog
(One who writes about anything and it is worth reading it. Readers keep looking forward to it everyday. One who promotes and pen down their thoughts and opinions about something. Never run out of ideas.)Celebrity Blog
(They are a celebrity who has reached the top level of fame. So, it doesn’t matter how and what they blog. People just can’t resist reading even though they are haters.)Photo Blog
(One who posts nice & beautiful photographs they took. I love their work. Superb!)Ranting Blog
(One who rambles non-stop in random mode. Only people who know them can understand what they are trying to say.)Camwhore Blog
(One who take pictures of themselves everyday. Of what tops/ bottoms they are wearing, what shoes they wear, what bra or underwear they wear for that day, what bags they wear for that day and never fail to post them everyday.)Obssessed Blog
(One who get excited about one particular thing and they can write about it everyday. They amaze me for their daily entries about one particular thing. Like about their baby. They can write only about baby everyday for months thinking that everyone will get excited like them. Or maybe like their wedding, they can write only about it everyday. Some of them are even obsessed. They even place a counting track to count down for their marriage/ engagement. “Hooray, 365 days more to go. I can’t wait for that day and blah blah blah. Then the next day Yabadabadoo, 364 days more to go. It gives me the horny feeling and I can’t wait to sleep with my hubby to be. And blah blah blah. WTF!“)Drama Blog
(One who always fight everyday with other bloggers. HAHAH!!! That reminds me of somebody. Oooppss, sound like me only… HEHEHEH!!! So far, I only have 2 arguments with 2 different bloggers.)Never get sick of Party Blog
(One who parties everyday. Taking pictures with drunken attitude effects, with their red cheeks/ face. The same old people and the same old place. Not tired meh! These will only happen to those who are late bloomers and the still active ones.)Emo Blog
(OMG! I dislike emo blogs. They can write about how sad & disappointed they are everyday!!! Same old words used everyday. The concepts of their entries are similar. Might as well, you write about it one time and the next day you just say, I am feeling the same way like yesterday. So, I might as well not blog at all. Goodbye! And the next day again shit happens; I still feel the same way. So, I might as well not blog about it again. Surprisingly, same readers can entertain the same blogger everyday with their same words of wisdom. Normally, heartbroken bloggers will write this way.)
I find emo blogs terribly lame. How come they can write the same thing everyday? Yes, every of their entries – telling everyone their emo-ness feelings every single day. Pouring their miseries and problems. It is ok to write about your feelings once in blue moon but please not everyday. It turns me off completely. I will just hit the X button.
Yes, it is your outlet, your space. You have the right to it. But please, please I am begging you Not everyday. I can commit suicide or vomit blood. Telling your problems and emo feelings to the world doesn’t help at all. Don’t keep whining at your blog. Why don’t you do something to your life? People around you want to see some improvements in your life. With their constants advices to you, I am sure they want something good out of it. Don’t leave it to fate every time. You, yourself are the only people having the control to your life. Everyone have problems but they know it is not good to tell all your problems to everyone, every single day.
Do not get offended by my entry. I just got nothing else to write and I just couldn’t help it anymore but to write about this. I can’t keep it any longer. I can keep secrets. But I can’t keep something like this. I have to let it out or I can go crazy one day. Or maybe the emo bloggers can go crazy one day. Therefore, before you or I go crazy, please do something about it. Write about something else. If you don’t have any idea what to blog other than your daily emo feelings, I advise you to take a break. Go for a long break. Hiatus or Semi-hiatus. If you can’t resist to blogging, take pictures; fill your blogs with it. I belief your readers prefer to see your pictures more than your emo entries.
Look at her. She is old. To be direct, she is an old hag. Even she can write interestingly. I don’t see why young people around my age do not have something interesting to write. Your brain are more fresh than dearest LaoZhaBor. Even though her layout is simple but it is better than reading stylish but emo blog. I enjoy reading it. So cute lah this old aunty. She can camwhore with a ‘twist’ some more. Oklah, aunty, you deserve the pimp from me lah. Kudos to you! Eeewwww to emos Be happy lah. Though I am not in your shoe, I too went the toughest time in my life but when it comes to blog, I don’t find it necessary to tell people.
Ok yanni. Enough is enough. Before you cry or send me hate/ protest email, I better say “I am sorry my dear friends/ readers”. Maybe you might be one of them; the emo blogger. I don’t have anything against you but I just find it ridiculous. But not to forget, I got something to pimp which may give you a good time reading it, to keep yourself occupy than to write your emo feelings again and again. Awwww…. So sweet lah yanni. I told you right. I want to add sugar in it.
I’m done. Shah, you owe me more than peanuts. But I hope I won’t chase away your readers. *Biting my fingernails*
Regards,
Yanni
all your listed categories of blog personalities are so true/ accurate..lol. damn, u are one heck of a spitfire. =)
shaz – :p hehehe.. spitfire? adoi! another nick lah, shah!
Yanni, u have let the cats out of the bag!! Now everyone knows which category we bloggers are in. Ahakz.
Colourful and interesting topic, though. Macam “blog dictionary” like dat. Haha.
Gonna wait patiently for your second entry next Sunday. =)
hahahah all of us will know which category we belong to. kwang kwang kwang!!!!
I think of all that blogs you mentioned, I think i’ve gone through all that phases of blog types. hehe …
well now i try to be a Mat Blog … and you can be a Minah blog?
haha
set ah! we both become the http://www.matshah&minahyanni.com/tc!!!
haha
http://www.matminah.com ? what shall we write then
seluar tapered? tattoo ankong saya?
but we must look the part with what we write … i still got my mat stuff from few years back, u lak?
ada ada jer
eh i tot i replied this comment before… how come its not here?? not again…
Since we’re Malays, we need to be courteous and reply to all comments
so now i’m replying to your missing reply now … so that means now you’ve to reply to my reply to your missing reply for which next I’ll then reply to the reply reply of your reply
this never ends … muahahaha
crazy.. then i will reply your comment, and you will reply to my comment, and everyone will start comment on our comment, and we reply their comment and then they reply back our comment… :P come on msn since you are online. are you studying or shaking leg?
i’m shaking other stuff … not that har! haha
i did went online earlier for 10 seconds then i saw my stalker, haha! off it
after exams kita lepak msn sampai pagi ok!
ishk3, semuer gambar confirm ader muker dier nie.. tak boleh jadi.. haha..
Ouh i think you left out one more category, the Twits Blog. dA oNe wHu WiLL oWaeZ trY tO aCt kIUtz-neh, aNd riGhT tiS wAe!
gawd, it takes me two minutes to write that out. Damn, I WANA BE IN TT CATEGORY LEIIIII…
hahahahha… I really have to say, as for my style of writing, pictures are very important… must at least got pictures… if not, very mudane and boring!
hey, you forgot about the too-much-coverage-got-scared-so-decided-to-go-anonymous blogger ;)
i know quite a few.
hahhaha. like Sha i think I also went through almost all the phases and now end up like this which I think will be my permanent one. So far so goooood.
haksmic – oh tu semua kalau beta letak, lagi banyak hate email nanti beta terima..
eddyboi – yeah me too for most of my entry, if not i think ppl cant be bothered to read it..
goat – errrm hi kambing, awak namanye siapa sang kambing? you understand malay or not dear goat? you malay or chinese or indian or angmoh goat? :p
faddy – :) keep it up!
Er, where am I? Obviously not “Professional Blog”. Tak tau buat duit, buang duit I can advice.
Haha. This is so funny. :)
which category you belong to eh? pemalas nye blogger yang buang masa server and webhosting company??? muahahahahaha!!!
Yanni, you forgot the Buang Masa Blog. The blog that talks nonsense and wastes the readers’ time, the blogger’s time, the webhosting company’s time and the ISP’s time. For example, this website lah…
(cis! tak tau malu buat promo diri sendiri…)
kalau i list out semua, ada je orang see me outside, beli telur jap then campak kat i. eh takpa promote diri sendiri, i pon selalu gitu. hahahah!
good job babe! so let me guess, i shud be in the obsessed blog? heheheh…..oh ya tell me abt emo blog..i get SICK and DEPRESS just reading abt the same thing everyday..what u say is true, move on and have some improvement!
:) alamak you blog pasal baby eh.. hahaha! alah lah lah takmu amek hati eh. i blog for fun je. i pon ada kutuk diri sendiri – as drama blogger. adil kan? hahaha! :P
yes tell me about it lah for emo blogs, i went crazy reading it..
alamak u i tak kisah lah..tak ambil hati pun…biasalah baru ada baby kemaruk sikit lah…ok thanks for the wake up call..! hahahaha
oh welcome very the much, once a while you kasi i wake up pulak… ahahahah!!!
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putera emas – ada banyak lagi, tak terkira.. :)