You Had Me At Hello

No this is not a ‘Renee Zellweger – Tom Cruise – Jerry Maguire’ moment, but more of an emo moment for me, to thank all my invited guest bloggers who have posted great entries while I was away.

We are no more than online blogger acquaintances but they’re such nice peeps to accept my ‘out of the blue’ request. And 6 of them in total some more! Wow … Here’s to the magnificent 6, the bitch fest might have ended but I hope to pursue that bitching again when we meet up. A ‘yamseng’ outing from me one day ok!

All of you have won a champions league blogging medal. I’m sending it to your mailbox as of now. Display it well, go out to Orchard or to work wearing it. Even better, show it at QiJi foodstall and get a 10% discount of the food you’ve ordered

Well let’s recapped what they have wrote … my intrepertation

Week 1

Day 1 – Faddy
Blogging Changed My Life.
Faddy started the ball rolling with an entry that question our very reason of blogging. What, why and how. How blogging can gain you a different perspective on life and to a certain extent develop your character. A nation building entry. I vote Faddy for my running partner in the next presidential election!
Visit author blog here: http://fingersdontfing.com/

Day 2 – Nas
WUJUD KE ‘MELAYU BARU’?
Always the thinker and voice out his opinions on the problems associated with the Malays in Singapore. Does the mention of our race Malay, will it conjour up various ’stigma’ association with drugs, academic failure and ’shotgun’ wedding amongst the list. Thought provoking, but you’ll need a Malay to English translator to read it. I’m offering my services at low rates by the way. If given a choice between hot Latina Shakira to Nas when stranded on an Island, I’ll choose the latter. At least I’ll get a good conversation for awhile before the food supply runs out, whilst Shakira will tend to ’shake her hips’, pfft who needs that; for which her hips don’t lie by the way. Then when it’s cannibalism time, Shakira too small to get meat out of her la, Nas big size. Hmm ok I’m rambling out of point :-p
Visit author blog here: http://auramustika.wordpress.com/

Day 3 – Haksmic
Grace Quek, the Icon.
Men and women likewise has always this interest with our sexuality and Grace Quek alias Annabel Chong has been that ‘daring’ of a person. She got balls la. I recalled my younger days quietly sneakily going to a friend’s house and seeing it on VHS tape, haha. A good entry about the origin and rise to fame of our most ‘exported’ celebrity, for all the wrong reasons. Haks love for the theatre is evident here. Next time I want to make “Sha the musical”, I shall call upon Hak as the director!
Visit author blog here: http://haksmic.wordpress.com/

Day 4 – Hairol
I quit!
Hairol is the type of person who loves ‘black’ humor, thus I’m not surprised when he indirectly made an entry that has hidden siding remarks of our recent minister pay rise. For all who wishes to get a payrise or alternative a good references when you quit your job, this letter is an ideal template! Wa caya sama lu la brader *shows rocker sign* Bila nak game gi jamming lagi
Visit author blog here: http://www.hirol.com/

Day 5 – Eddyboi
Filial Piety?
Eddy is a para.medic. A very da non ‘wanting the exposure’ one too, meaning he shun publicity, thats why all his job related keywords are all encoded. Para.medic, stret.cher, ko.yok, breast.pump. Can see the dot? Well this is so search engine bots will not find him, but the funny thing is, he puts his photo BIG BIG on his blog, muahaha, kelakor la you bro! Let’s get back to topic at hand before he bash me up for exposing him :-p … This entry entails into Eddy’s profession. A noble one indeed. He always has stories to tell, good ones too. Moral of the story is, you should cherish your parents. If not, lightning will strike you twice. Once when you’re walking, the next when you’re on the ground, hit you twice to make sure you kapooot! Eddy has ministerial qualities. When I become PM, I’ll appoint him to the cabinet and make him chief me.dic. He shall be incharge of all the choo.choo fire.engines, waaaa-wenggg-woooo (the siren sound lah) ambu.lance
Visit author blog here: https://eddyboi.wordpress.com/

Day 6 – Yanni
Yanni’s Turn
Indeed it is Yanni’s turn. When she blogs, even squirrels listens. Even better, when she go out into the public, the crowds of Orchard road parts way for her! I’m not kidding :-p … In her maiden entry, she blogged about the various blogs out there on the Internet. A good read for lunch time, all relaxed and you read a pleasant entry by a pleasant looking girl on a not-so pleasant looking old blog of mine. Paiseh hor *uncle’s blog la* … But what Yanni left to mention is a few blogs she didn’t mentioned. They are ‘Mat Rocker’ blog, ‘Menyampah’ blog, ‘GoBlog’ blog and ‘Nothing but default entry’ blog
Visit author blog here: http://www.herewith-yanni.com/

Week 2

Day 7 – Faddy
To trust or not to trust?
Ahhh we’re back with Faddy again. By this time round, she has mastered and sharpen her skills at Uncle Sha blog, so she bombed it with loads of unrelated pictures in her entry. Nevermind it’s not related, as long look good! A recognizable trait of a pure blooded Melayu. Gerek la Faddy! ‘Wa aso caya sama lu’. Nanti kita hang kat Lucky Plaza ngan Indon maid ok. Ngomong ngomong ngan diaorang. Her entry today is peppered with details of her ‘bad’ encounter with a ‘bad’ online friend which equates to giving us all online people a ‘bad’ impression in her books. Give us a 2nd chance oh Faddy! … I’ve still not gotten any response from her if she wants to be my vice president in the next running election.
Visit author blog here: http://fingersdontfing.com/

Day 8 – Nas
Unable to blog due to unforeseen circumstances … but was as then later spotted flying kites near his block
Visit author blog here: http://auramustika.wordpress.com/

Day 9 – Haksmic
Of Spams and Utter Cuteness.
Waduh I was totally blinded when I opened today’s blog entry. I thought that Kids Central has taken over and that Kids Centra host Kim was blogging. Hey Kim & Kimi (Haksmic), both have related names! … Hak has a flair for the art, and this entry is evident from all the shiny bling bling graphics which he loaded all over the entry. Looks pretty but it was bad for my aging eye. He has inspired me to subscribe again to Teens magazine. I want to relive my teens days again! You really had me at Hello Kimi! Yes I purposely call you Kimi to make it sounds gay! Wahahaha
Visit author blog here: http://haksmic.wordpress.com/

Day 10 – Hairol
What were you listening to?
Hairol’s entry today entails of his passion of the songs and music that he loves. He’s my clubbing khaki and I know personally that this guy knows his music well. From the Tamil to the Dangdut genre. A closet music critic waiting to explode onto the local music scene, I think he has the potential to be the next Simon Cowell, minus the bad hairday & fashion sense. I’m nominating him to be the new judge on Singapore Idol, who’s with me?
Visit author blog here: http://www.hirol.com/

Day 11 – eddyboi
Why so late?
Eddy’s entry today is a bitch fest indeed. But he has a valid reason for it. He again gives us an insight into his profession, about letting the ‘experts’ do their job, rather than the ones around them, telling them what to do. When people complains, sometimes it’s baseless as its just ranting and wasting oxygen. So this entry gives us a good example of what and not to do at a accident scene. The photos are mighty nice too. Eh Eddy by the way, can intro me to the girl in the last picture, I dun mind she giving me mouth to mouth, haha!
Visit author blog here: https://eddyboi.wordpress.com/

Day 12 – Yanni
Sign the pledge and Spread The Message Around
The final blog entry for Guest Blogger section was ended with fine style from our Laser Queen Yanni. Her entry today is about fur, the atrocities and the horrible methods use to kill these fine cute looking boo-poo animals, just for the value of their fur. Sign the pledge, and you’ll get a authograph & personal call by Yanni herself to thank you. I’m not kidding! Also she has a growing following of groupies, I’m handling the membership, so if you wanna stalk or be her groupie, send all request to groupie@yanni-fan.com
Visit author blog here: http://www.herewith-yanni.com/

The End

Once again I would like to thank all my guest bloggers the past 2 weeks. You may use the above glowing reviews I’ve made for you for your CV or even link up to this page.

No need to thank me, it’s my duty as a good host to provide you with good references. You can also put this number in your CV 1800-YEAH-RIGHT

Good job everyone! … Guest Blogging section may one day arise again when I’m too lazy to blog, muahahaha