Fasting Puasa 101

Sha September 20, 2007 32

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Your body is a natural alarm clock itself. It learns from your sleeping pattern and best formulate the suitable timing to wake up. These days I’ll automatically wake up around 4am for my morning puasa sahur. Rarely do I need to use the alarm clock

For the non-Muslims, we wake up early as we need to fulfill our sahur requirement, which is a pre-dawn meal. Fasting is just not about refraining from drinking or eating, it’s an overall attempt to purify ones thoughts and actions to gain the pleasure of Allah.

Here’s an overall view of what is fasting about

Fasting = Avoid drinking and eating from dawn to sunset

Sahur = Pre-dawn meal (Eat & Drink before Azan Subuh)

Iftar = Break fast (Eat & Drink once Maghrib)

For the non-Muslims, well if you wondering who should fast, well it’s Muslims who have reached physical maturity. Only ladies during menstruation and women during the blood of childbirth should not fast

Of course we can excuse ourselves from fasting if we’re sick, pregnant, mothers nursing their babies and those who are traveling far distances and the need for fluid and food intake to stay awake


There are simple rules to follow which might deem as an act that will invalidate the fast during the day. Well I’ve a compiled a list below. They are

  • Intercourse
  • Masturbation
  • Eating and drinking
  • Anything that is regarded as coming under the same heading as eating and drinking
  • Vomiting deliberately
  • Menstruation

In fact it is shown by medical studies that fasting is in fact beneficial. When you eat less, you tend to burn more fat and calories, thus maintaining a better body weight and loss, as your energy is said to be balanced.

So you non-Muslims or those with inter-racial relationships can tag along during this fasting months. Give it a try, the gahmen trying to promote social harmony anyway

Some of my non-Muslims friends are very cute with their remarks

Friend: Eh brada you cannot oggle at ladies
Me: I can look, sometimes it’s a natural reaction for all guys, can’t help it lah. Just don’t have kinky thoughts and your fast will not batal

Friend: Eh brada if you see a nude photo on Internet, your fasting game over ah
Me: No it isn’t, as it’s unintentional. You did not attempt to find or seek such photos. It’s all a state of the mind

Friend: Eh brada you cannot blow into things right
Me: Yes you can like playing an instrument, as long the object is not swallowed or gets into your windpipe

Friend: Eh brada you cannot wank for one month seh
Me: Well technically it’s just for the span of half the day, but yeah I can tahan one month

I do hope the above is helpful for the non-Muslims who has Muslims friends. Hope it gets a few misconception out of the way and farnees ideas about us during this Holy month

32 Comments »

  1. moby September 20, 2007 at 10:00 am - Reply

    “…. yeah I can tahan one month”. Good for you, bro! Me? Errr …….

    • katak September 20, 2007 at 4:23 pm - Reply

      hahahahahahhahaha….. puasa siang hari jer bro!! :-)

    • Uncle Sha September 21, 2007 at 4:08 am - Reply

      haha … pls define errr

  2. qiqi September 20, 2007 at 12:39 pm - Reply

    hmm.. good info there for me.. :)

    • Uncle Sha September 21, 2007 at 4:19 am - Reply

      got some more .. maybe i continue other day

      too much info, then no good

  3. malique September 20, 2007 at 1:52 pm - Reply

    moby, too much info dude. :P

    • moby September 20, 2007 at 6:54 pm - Reply

      Daily! Keep it fresh dude! ;)

    • Uncle Sha September 21, 2007 at 4:28 am - Reply

      agreed way too much info!

  4. CK September 20, 2007 at 3:33 pm - Reply

    I am trying to learn fasting right now.. mmm.. tak bangun2.. wakaka! maybe i need u to be my alarm clock sha ;)

    • Uncle Sha September 21, 2007 at 4:30 am - Reply

      sure no problem, just don’t ask me to sleep beside you jer … indecent proposal haha :p

      but cannot call you, my hp spoil

      msn bump you aso cannot, kanasai microsoft spoil my msn

      ok la, i go your house wake you up

      where u stay

  5. sherizan September 20, 2007 at 6:15 pm - Reply

    i guess theres more then just fasting… got to pray 5 times a day, go to terawit, no swearing, cant look at girls and imagine something else.. etc etc but ive always been doing the opposite ways..

    and i went partying yesterday.. and it was soo fun! there werent any malay gangsters and young malay kids around.. wohoo! what a great time to party.

    am i going to hell?

    • Uncle Sha September 21, 2007 at 4:32 am - Reply

      eh don’t tempt me lei … i vowed not to party this month!

      yeah that other part maybe i blog in other entry … too much info, the non-muslims think i will try to psycho them lak

  6. fitree September 20, 2007 at 10:36 pm - Reply

    not to sound pervertic but the wanking part was hilarious! but of course there’s more to what you have stated in order to protect our fast. good overview though! :)

    • Uncle Sha September 21, 2007 at 4:33 am - Reply

      its better to be upfront rite … and if get any laughs along the way, hehe what fun

  7. Lysa September 21, 2007 at 1:07 am - Reply

    hmm…
    a couple of info nt req bt entertainin….
    vblog soon??
    seems u a bit spacey on entries nwadys..
    wrkn hard for exams???

    • Uncle Sha September 21, 2007 at 4:43 am - Reply

      not in the mood for vblog .. maybe one day. kinda feel abit down phase la

      exams is always on my mind, heh!

      but yeah will try to jot down more personal entries

      • yanni September 21, 2007 at 10:26 am - Reply

        dont feel down k. keep yourself busy. take good care of yourself.

      • Lysa September 23, 2007 at 1:08 am - Reply

        dun feel down..
        is it cus of e fastin mth hence u cnt vblog??
        noway take care n hope u gt xcellent grade n do well 4 ure exam
        n hapi fastin!!
        :)

        • Uncle Sha September 23, 2007 at 1:13 am - Reply

          no la, i just don’t feel like doing one

          if i feel like it, i’ll do it ok :)

          muz hav feelin

  8. Nas September 22, 2007 at 2:24 pm - Reply

    Sha, u can tahan for one month? U sure or not??? Hah

    Anyway, a good write up. Misconceptions always happened to us when comes to fasting.

    Now, u have answered most of their questions. Well-done, bro.

    • Uncle Sha September 22, 2007 at 7:34 pm - Reply

      Well what do you think? If i succumb then, ahak …

      why don’t you continue the explanation, i’ve not covered the tarawih part, etc

      i’ll link you up if you decide to do so :) … just email me of anything

      • Nas September 23, 2007 at 12:27 pm - Reply

        Alamak, bro. Bab tarawih ni berat la. I dun think I’m qualified. I leave it to the expert (i.e. yourself) to explain to ur readers lah.

        Kalau bab Hari Raya I bery cleber (very clever). Sebab in my top list is “MAKAN”. LOL.

        That one u can link me up. Hehehe.

        • Uncle Sha September 23, 2007 at 4:24 pm - Reply

          selamat buka puasa for today bro!

  9. eyeshack September 22, 2007 at 9:08 pm - Reply

    amin. amin. ya rabbal al amin.

  10. asilah September 23, 2007 at 2:30 am - Reply

    u get all these questions a LOT from friends ere.. abt what we can do and especially WHY we fast etc.. ands its cute to see their interested faces.. and what surprises them the most is the non-consumption of liquids.. they dont really care so much about the ‘tahan..’ issue hahahahahaha!

    • Uncle Sha September 23, 2007 at 7:37 am - Reply

      yeah they’re quite cute with their reactions and response yar

      well they sometimes forget they offered you drinks/food & they’ll go like “oh my god, will i go to hell for offering you food” … haha, cute

      • asilah September 24, 2007 at 2:19 am - Reply

        hahahahaha! yesh i know… funny as it may seem.. its just too cute..

        on a semi-unrelated note.. my cousin took her friend with her to go buy halal meat.. and shez obviously non-muslim.. and she was about to pick up a tray of cold meats and she turns to my cousin and says “OH.. am i allowed to touch it” hahahahahhahaa,, she thought her touching it would make it un-halal.. tooo cute!

        • Uncle Sha September 24, 2007 at 5:52 am - Reply

          i love my frens to death too!

          so adorable

  11. turnright May 9, 2008 at 2:19 am - Reply

    Cool post!
    Just a reminder that fasting isn’t a physical act only. It is more spiritual & is to strengthen one’s character & iman/inner relationship with God & spiritual worship.

    So, need to add these to the list too: - no backbiting (gossiping etc) or lying with ill intent
    - being more patient & of good character & conduct while fasting (I’ve seen people who fast but then get angry easily or get lazy & are less responsible compared to when they were not fasting. This is the opposite meaning of fasting in the first place because fasting promotes us to be more patient & serious in completing our responsibilities because we are working on upholding good moral conduct).

    & of course as a Muslim, doing the 5 daily prayers is the basic obligation of muslims. Without completing the prayers, of course the fast is not accepted. So it’ll be good to focus on carrying this obligation out consistently first :)

    Thanks for the useful post!

    Ps: forgot one more, no smoking >

    • Uncle Sha May 9, 2008 at 1:19 pm - Reply

      Well said

      Yeah mind, body and soul

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