If you know me well enough, then you’ll know I can just eat about anything, fat, salty, or cholesterol laden as I workout, but I’m a smart mamat, but I don’t.
I only pretend to eat junk food in front of my peeps only, as peer pressure lah. I don’t think it’s nice to act all ‘high and mighty’ of sorts, declining food that’s being offered to you.
I’ve always been skinny all my life, and I’ve always been able to see my dick, being never ever had a pot or beer belly before to obscure my the view from the top, hahaha 2x.
It’s my choice, and it’s not a tough one to make. I’ve been cooking, preparing my own meals and eating them ever since … [start cute talk] like 4eva [/end cute talk].
But on occasion I do indulge myself in processed food. Like yesterday I bought this really nice looking layered cake. It has everything, chocolate, those sprinkles thingie, nice added toppings, etc.
As I got back home, I was all ready to gouge it all down, but lo and behold, the klutz in me DROPPED IT!
Immediately the food 5-second-rule notion kicked into my mind.
Despite knowing it’s just a myth, and bacteria will indeed cling to food immediately no matter how long the food was on the floor, I skimmed off the top of the cake and ate it! Hahaha.
In my mind at the time, it would be a waste of my $7.50 freaking bucks for that tiny itsy bitsy small cake I bought.
I left the bottom of the cake touching the floor intact of course, and so far today, the aftermath … I’m still healthy, alive and kicking today.
No bacteria can make this Uncle sick.
Oh yeah baby, go Uncle Sha, go Uncle Sha, go Uncle Sha.
I know, I’m intolerable, annoying, GROSS, but nonetheless cute.
lolx! All this while i thought it was the 4 secs rule.
Yes, Once u dropped, u can’t popped!