Butt Crack

Litmus Test: Did you look at the bus or something else. Prove in point, you can’t help but look at the buttcrack right!

I had just completed my evening run. I cooled down by walking the short stretch of pavement on the way back home.

As usual I looked all sweaty, muscles popping and all macho, I wouldn’t be surprised if any makcik (auntie) or minah (Malay Girl) would grab me to the side, and do me there and then :p

Well anywaaaaaaaaaay before I digress and tambah merepek lagi …

Oh yar, I was walking and further up was a staircase leading up to home. Beside the staircase was a bustop

As I neared the bustop, a shuttle bus arrived. The passengers alighted. I stop short before proceeding to let the people to walk ahead of me, but primarily because not wanting them to take a whiff of my stinko sweat lah

Some of the bus passengers took the staircase route … so there I was at the back of the pack at the staircase, minding my own business, thinking of my stretching down routine I’ll do under the void deck later on

So there I was walking up the stairs and when I crane my neck up to look forward, was this lady buttcrack staring right in front of my face

For a moment, as I ogle unavoidably, my thoughts went “Hmmm I wonder how many fingers can fit the buttcrack”

Hey it’s the kind of buttcrack that’s NICE … yes I’ve said it. It’s a compliment alright, not in any derogatory way

I think that few seconds last like a lifetime for me and I had a hard time turning my head away. Somehow disappointingly, I did managed to look away

By that time, it seems a dude, whom I assume is the boyfriend, moved behind the lady and urged her to move up the staircase

It was so obvious he noticed my ogling … I was so MALU (embarrassed) lah

The thing about guys is that we are a sort of like a human-radar. We are built to seek and hone in on the blips. The blips are women for us to ogle. It’s just in our genetic disposition, we just can’t help it

But this radar instinct of ours can also detect other guys who are ogling, so this gift of ours is a double-edge sword

So there you go, I got caught ogling, muahahaha