I know it’s a stupid question as stated above lah. We all know everyone farts, but I’ve never in my life heard a woman fart in my presence, not even my sisters …
One of life’s little mysteries, well mine anyway!
OK to set the records straight, ladies I’ve placed a poll below. Do answer honestly ladies
Loading …Note: Due to unforeseen circumstances, bro Nas is not able to blog, so I’m covering for him, whom he himself was covering for me. Hahaha, that sounds complicated. Macam friendster!
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I’m hoping to hear Siti Nurhaliza fart if I’ve the chance when I meet her. But I think her fart is f***ing too expensive lor. Pun macam orang dia jugak. Hah.
P/S: Thanks, bro, for covering me today. I’ll be back next Wed, though.
I pun nak bau Siti fart … mesti harum, hahaha!!
what happen to nas entry? why remove it? i saw quite a number of ppl commented? what happen sia…..???? *scratch head*
Like what Sha have said, “due to unforseen circumstances”. I’ll tell u if you’re on online alrite?
*scratch head too*
i think i know what is it about? i ada buat telek tadi, i can sense something wrong somewhere… nvm see you online one of these days… we shall let it out. but if i were you, i biar kan je.. *meh i scratch kan your head lagi kuat sikit*
nas – (ni i berbual dalam bahasa melayu pasar eh).
i ada login tadi baca comment dari si dia yang debate dgn awak tentang entry awak. tadi kat work i nampak dia nye comment pertama, i macam nak bang azan kat telinga dia je, nak jawab balik lah, biasalah aku ni suka menjawab. tapi i tak jadi, pasal pengurus beta panggil.. bila i balik nak follow up, entry tu dah kena remove.
alah nas, perkara biasa lah, orang kalau bukan dari agama kita, mesti lah banyak soal jawab nak jatuhkan ugama kita ke apa ke. lain kali naz tak payah reply pon dia nye comment macam gitu. instead you patut reply dia balik – “allah akhbar!!!” – then you tiup kat telinga dia.. confirm dia terdiam… muahahahahahahah!!! i pening kepala pon boleh loyar buruk eh..
(sekali member faham melayu eh atau panggil translator, confirm i kena maki. ooppsss… asalkan dia bahagia lah nas)
eh eh faddy nak kpo ni! ape jadi ape jadi?
Yanni – I dun think that person is a non-Malay/Muslim. That person is good in quoting the Qur’an and paste in his/her comments. But that person never wholly make use of what it means.
This is what I call: Buta hati dan mata. Buta tuli dan telinga. Dari dekat dipandang mata, bila jauh dipandang hina.
Whatever it means. ;)
Faddy – Nothing much la, Faddy. Just a little “disturbances” from people who don’t believe in God’s creations. Need proof, authentication and concrete evidence for things that happened some more. No worries la. I’m alrite now. Will write a cheem Malay entry in my next Wed’s entry. Hah. =)
Ish banyaknye kepoh kepo ni :-p
i knw a woman who burps loudly…
fart… so far, none!!
yes.. early in the mrg, i saw nas entry…
but didnt manage to read it,
since i was going to work…
eddy – please ah on your comment once a while… i stress tau baca then nak luahkan isi hati gila i, sekali masih off comment… :S
Of course women fart but not too loud like guys do hahahah
Agreed! That’s why i never hear before!
HUH? *scratches head too* hahahha!!
nas – yeah i got to know dia faham melayu. bagus lah kalau dia faham melayu, lagi senang aku menjawab. kalau dia tak percaya pada agama kita, diam-diam sudah lah. dia bukan islam – fine. tak nak hormat pon takpa, tapi the least she could do is just shut up. how would she feel if i start soal jawab pasal tuhan n agama dia, macam2 boleh keluar dari mulut aku. anyway nas, fark it. just tell her whatever lah eh model.. qoute quran seh..
Yanni – It’s ok lah. No need to bother so much about her. Let’s move on, bebeh. Hah.
Anyway, this entry is about FART!! Not about me and my entry. LOL!~
So, let’s talk about fart, women!!!! LOL
well my suggestion to shah is to open a forum in his blog.. cos all of us are simply chit chatting here in his comments.. :)
ader ader jer … haha
melayuforum.com, matminah.com, what else is in the development again?
I have a suggestion:
Why not jubohayam.com???
Sounds great isn’t it? LOL~
ish very da crude punya domain tu … pass
shah – for now u should do a forum n matminah.com… :)
jubohayam.com – pon boleh tapi nas update n berbual sendiri.. muahahahah!
after my hols ah … i do need helper for malayblogger.com … faddy agree to help me already
we plan for it to be a malay blog portal
i’ll do it after my exams aite
Alrite… so crude eh?
Then what about:
KampongMelayu.com? Better? =)
yeah better!
fwah… trolls in ur bloggie, sha? tsk…
btw, abt the fart thing, i know of a girl who wld actually announce the arrival of her fart, as if anyone in their right mind wld want to stay ard and smell her kentot. which is damn smelly btw.
but she’s an exception of course. it’s a fact that girls fart only silent farts, and that they smell like flowers. u didn’t know? well, now u do. :P
Wah such revelations! Thank you for sharing … :-p
all women indeed farts good smelling kentut
‘all women indeed farts good smelling kentut’ — I know for a fact that that is not true!!! :P :P :P
Once I get comfortable around my boyfriend I guess he would hear it occasionally. Heh. Um, sometimes they burst out laughing.
Hei I didn’t hear you fart when you were here :-p
Oh, I have heard a couple of women fart in my time. Family members some more. But not in the past few years. LOL.
That’s reassuring to know :)