There are just days you just feel so lethargic, so PMS, so emo, so ‘feeling’ nyer. You just want to find a hole and just crawl into it.
Well that’s not me! I feel great in fact now … and why the emo entry then?
Hmm I just wanna try and experience what most emo blogger are doing. Bloggers are people too and they get emo over stuff like relationship, work, income tax, handphone bills, being dumped, etc. Thus they put up emo song, emo entries, entries that’s cryptic that no ones understand, emo anything.
But the thing is sometimes, their emo entries doesn’t make sense. Being the emo person or a SNAG as someone claim that I am (hahaha right ;-p), I feel there’s a proper need for me to show bloggers out there, on how to post a proper emo entry. Well that’s what I’m doing now.
Please bear with me for today’s entry. It will be so emo that you will feel emo too. This entry is dedicated to all emo people out there. I hope this will also serve as a future guide to newbie bloggers on how to post emo entries.
Step #1 of Emo blogging – Put up Emo Song
When i heard this, I was totally blown away. But I was so blown away in terms of emo-horniness by pretty babe Vanessa Minillo who’s in the Nick Lachey music video! This is the wrong thing to do, instead put up really emo songs from artists like Kelly Clarkson, Backstreet Boys and Alleycats
Step #2 of Emo blogging – Write Emo entries
The thing about writing emo entries you must write it with a sense of knowing that the other person you’re trying to convey the message will get the point. It can’t be too cryptic. Here’s a good and bad example below proclaiming my love to a girl
Good example
Oh Aminah … Love i see forever in your eyes I can see heaven in your smile And when i hold you close I dont wanna let go Because deep in my soul i know Girl.. That you are the only light i see Your love means everything to me I know that we will never part Because you’ll always be near Here in my heart …
Bad example
Yo women I’m better with you The world is spinning Roller coaster ride I am like a fly on the wall Starbucks is my refuge like you Eat sand .. like time we alwasy do You’re as precious as my Nokia handphone Wanna bang bang whoopeeee I promise, no ‘shotgun’, ‘rubber’ I wear
Step #3 of Emo blogging – Reminiscing of old Emo pictures
Sometimes a pictures tells more then thousands words. So to bring back that emo feeling for your readers or that special someone, just upload several personal pictures and make specific emo comments on it … like below.
I brought the bitch to Paris. Bloody hell bankrupt me … now she’s with another man. Biatch
The bitch here weighs a ton …
Our last few moments together, you can tell it’s not going well … Take a panadol bitch if you’ve got a headache
Another broke-my-back moment … the bitch weigh even heavier here
Step #4 of Emo blogging – Doing Emo stupid things
Being emo, knows no boundaries. We’ll do pointless things in the name of emo. Here’s one example. I’m trying to translate this emo song “Irreplacable by Beyonce” into bahasa, so I can sing it to my lovely minah girlfren
English
To the left To the left To the left To the left To the left To the left
Everything you own in the box to the left In the closet that’s my stuff – Yes If I bought it nigga please don’t touch And keep talking that mess, that’s fine But could you walk and talk at the same time And It’s my mine name that is on that Jag So remove your bags let me call you a cab
Standing in the front yard telling me How I’m such a fool – Talking about How I’ll never ever find a man like you You got me twisted
You must not know about me You must not know about me I could have another you in a minute matter fact he’ll be here in a minute – baby
You must not know about me You must not know about me I can have another you by tomorrow So don’t you ever for a second get to thinking you’re irreplaceable
So go ahead and get gone And call up on that chick and see if she is home Oops, I bet ya thought that I didn’t know What did you think I was putting you out for? Cause you was untrue Rolling her around in the car that I bought you Baby you dropped them keys hurry up before your taxi leaves Standing in the front yard telling me How I am such a fool – Talking about How I’ll never ever find a man like you You got me twisted
You must not know about me You must not know about me I could have another you in a minute matter fact he’ll be here in a minute – baby
You must not know about me You must not know about me I will have another you by tomorrow So don’t you ever for a second get to thinking you’re irreplaceable
So since I’m not your everything How about I’ll be nothing Nothing at all to you Baby I wont shead a tear for you I won’t lose a wink of sleep Cause the truth of the matter is Replacing you is so easy
To the left To the left To the left To the left To the left To the left Everything you own in the box to the left
To the left To the left
Don’t you ever for a second get to thinking you’re irreplaceable
You must not know about me You must not know about me I could have another you in a minute matter fact he’ll be be here in a minute – baby
You must not know about me You must not know about me I can have another you by tomorrow Don’t you ever for a second get to thinking you’re irreplaceable
You must not know about me You must not know about me I could have another you in a minute matter fact he’ll be be here in a minute – baby
You must not know about me You must not know about me I can have another you by tomorrow Don’t you ever for a second get to thinking you’re irreplaceable;
Bahasa Melayu
Ke kiri Ke kiri Ke kiri Ke kiri Ke kiri Ke kiri
Semua yang kao punya di dalam kotak ke kiri Di dalam almari aku punya – Iya Kalau saya beli orang hitam jangan pegang Dan selalu cakap beserak, itu boleh Tapi bolehkan kao jalan dan cakap bersama Dan nama saya di Jag Jadi lepaskan bag anda supaya saya panggil taxi
. . . I give up … it takes too much thinking to translate la … haha. Anyway my bahasa is crap. C5 grade for my O’s. Yes that bad, haha … But you get the point right?
If you follow the above steps meticulously, you’re well on your way to produce a great emo blogging entry! Trust me, learn it from an emo expert. Good luck!
Disclaimer: All in the name of fun. Any names or character depicted here are fictional … Get a life if you think this is real ;-p
I was raised on classic rock and ballads, so forgive me if I'm not quite the trance, house music kinda guy. I can't sing, but I can croak, and yes I do take request, only for that special one. My life story is revealed in details with spunky disposition at this personal blog of mine. I'd like to meet honest people who are fun, outgoing, upfront and not stressed! People with clean bathroom, tree huggers will be given higher priority and more attention of course.
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Hahaha. One of the best entries ever! Congrats for showing the “emo” side of you (I repeat, EMO, not ELMO. LOL.)
Your translation is quite funny, though. But AT LEAST, u tried.
AND, I do get your point. =)
Tak baik you kata i Elmo …
glad my emo guides helps ;-p
HAHAHAHHA!!! Early morning you buat i ketawa…
Ke Kiri ke kiri – (joget ke kiri jom … takmu joget step Fiona 4U2C pulak!!!)
Emo? Am I in the category? HAHAHA!! I think I am during the PMS or broken heart time! Muahahah!!
Selamat Jalan Aminah Abu Bakar
eh i expert dance step 4U2C tau … jom nak join I? .. “Fionaaaaaaaaaaa”
Well everyone has their emo days … its ok per
ler lagi satu kata kelakor … so all my guides are considered a joke eh? :-p
im like trying to control my laughter in the office!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA..!!!!!!
especially the translation. that’s it! u shall be malay-nised sometime soon…. =p
EMO tak menjadi adalah.
you are so NOT a mat.
kelakor ke? its supposed to be a guide la … lagi satu tak baik seh
oooh do malay-nised me. i got crap bahasa
i mat per, mat tua yoyo
hi bleh knal
nurizz you got a fan
LOL…fancy YOU trying to translate the song in malay.. =)
at least i tried … ;-)
should write a book about emo blogging!
yeah i’m trying to find a publisher now in fact
wahahhahaha…
so funny!!!
thats what every blogger’s blog entry aspires to be ;-)
I thought minahs don’t say saya? they use aku kau toyol lu gue whatever but saya? hahahah!!!!
My..uncle sha.. you are mat exterior, refined interior la.. takboleh make it as a mat hahaha!
haha … well i tried la … still trying
mat i will be!
hahahaha ur hilarious
the translation is priceless
ke kiri…ke kiri…
eh it’s not meant to be hilarious lei … hehe
well i try my utmost to post ‘quality’ goodie stuff
ohkay
nw i gt it wen mean BAHASA…
slowz siar Lysa…
hahahah
ke kiri…ke kiri….
haha … yes ‘ke kiri, ke kiri’
akum bleh join
hang nak join aper ni?