I just completed my training and was munching away at my papaya while sitting down at the bench outside Canteen 2.
Then opposite me a fellow undergrad, who happen to be an exchange student from Indonesia chatted with me.
He looked about my age. Skinny, fairer however. He had an inquisitive look to him. Nerdy kind. The type who looks like a mugger.
I did saw him earlier at the stadium jogging when I was training. Anyway we had a very interesting chat
Exchange Student: Hello there, I’m an exchange student from Indonesia
Me: Hi there, welcome to Singapore and NTU
Exchange Student: Do you know what I noticed
Me: What?
Exchange Student: There’s so many cina here
About this point of time I was not surprised by his comment in fact.
I did a recent entry about this. I found out that the Malays undergrad enrollment compared to the local Chinese undergrads are 1 : 34
Me: Yes the Melayus Singapore are a minority in our local education
Exchange Student: I see, that’s so sad
Me: Well but I think the Melayus are getting much better
Exchange Student: That’s good. Can I ask where do you go for your Friday prayers
Me: Oh there’s a mosque at Clementi. Darussalam Mosque
Exchange Student: Can I ask you again
Me: Yes?
Exchange Student: Where I can get free sex?
By this point of time, I was finishing up my papaya and I nearly choked when I heard that. Bravo lah, our conversation went from education, religion then to sex.
I think that’s what he wanted to ask me in the first place. I replied as truthfully as I can
Me: Oooh that I don’t know
Exchange Student: But do you think it exist in NTU
Me: I bet it does as we all have urges. But its consentual when it does happen here, and I believe the school do take precaution not to bring in any foreign students who might be working as prostitutes under their student visa
Exchange Student: So do you know any?
Me: No lah …. haha
I told him I had to leave and I can tell he’s abit disappointed.
What do he think I am anyway.
Do I look like a pimp? Do I people?
hahahaha! easily the best entry ever!
well the incident inspired me? … haha
Tanjong Pagar.. Duxton sana..
fuyoh … you too? hehe
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAhAH
i choked on my own saliva just reading at that. style ah. eased his way it from religion to sex…can ask seh….baik ah…
hahahaha i still can’t stop laughing hahahahahah
dun laugh too much, i don’t want to be the bearer of bad news to your family if you choke or anything :p
u dunno me, ah? that’s all i do… is laugh and laugh and laugh. tersedak pun ketawa jugak heheheh. i mean come on, i laugh at ur lame engineer jokes…hehehhehe….
P.I.M.P!!
pimp is my middle name :p
Nothing is free lah! To have sex also must SPEND time, right? See? Not free!
Well at least the dude is honest. Horny? Want sex? Ask lor …. never ask, never get right?
haha i think the guy wants a freebie … which i think in sg, maner ada. agreed!
hahahah .. i had to laugh in my heart coz its 3.40 in the morning now .. didnt wanna wake the man up ..
the guy’s so lame .. gosh ..
erm .. on another note .. he might be hinting at you .. do u think so .. hehehe .. just kidding!
so you always read blogs so late … 3.40am i ngah ngorok
hinting?! … wahaha . no thanks
holy pimp, batman!!
batman, superman, ultraman … take your pick
thats my aliases in the porno world
Wah lau.. from friday prayer to sex ? Next time just tell him to go Angullia Mosque, then the hanky-panky is just across the street. DESKER!!!
Kwang kwang kwang… :-P
i think right about now, ppl would have told him about changi, geylang & desker already
katak now Desker Rd where got Sex Shop, coffee shop n provision shop ony.
Rowell Rd got fkcu shop jst opposit Desker bt Indian Gay ony.
okay, the last question was totally unexpected!!
wahahahahahahahhaha…
FREE sex somemore… ask him to go internet and do a google lor.. wahahhah
yeah sammyboy.com … haha
tell him dont eat around the bust lah from education religion and to sex.. dumbarse nerd kid! hahaha!!! shah, maybe you look like pimp to him with that papaya… ahhaha!!!
tell him since he is foreigner, im sure he has some money with him. dont be lokek lah.. just go to geylang and get the prostitutes… or maybe trapped a horny girl who dont mind getting laid by him… muahahahah!!! issshhh from friday prayer to SEX!!! ROSAK!!!
i think he’s from a repressed family or background? … now when thy’re old, they’re inquisitive & want to know more
he’s on scholarship here, so i dunno if the fella rich
or maybe he is a gay and he thought you can be pakai one… ;P ish ish ish shah, maybe you eat that papaya and he though that you look hot eating that papaya. feewitt.. next time try eat apple or orange or pineapple or durian purposely in front of him. see whether he turned on or not… hahahah!!!
hahahahahahahahahahhaha… this one is hilarious!! :-P
I didn’t know men get turn on when other men eat papaya.
Hahahahaha
hahahah, who knows he got superb imagination??
katak si katak lompat… lompat lah tinggi tinggi. lompat!!!
i tot you want to challenge me for the top commentator???? give up ah? or now you want to give in again? ahhahaha!!! but still i will lose hahahah cos muneera taking over…. hahhaha!!! mananya competition only. as if shah will give a papaya to the winner.. muahahaha!!! im mad!!!
Heheh.. yah lah. This month cannot liao. Someone gonna win and it ain’t going to be us :-)
katak – hahahah!!! im glad we both know.. hahah! the prize will be a date with MR SHAH MELAYU BOLEH eating papaya at NTU. apalah katak, you can do it, i know you can overtake. katak hop very cepat u know… jiayou jiayou!
if you think me eating yaya-papaya is hot, you don’t want to see mee eat mee rebus or lontong. sex bomb i tell ya!! :p
haha! i cant imagine how you eat the mee rebus or lontong, confirm the freak drool when he looks at you. like the fox drooling at red riding hood. alamak shah dah macam red riding hood carrying a basket of papayas.. hahaha!!!
how did you manage to eat mee rebus or lontong and seduce ppl at the same time? ahahah!!! i cant imagine that.
HEHEHEHEHehehe… sungguh gelak.com trying to visualise Mr Manhunt Melayu Boleh to seduce students while doing that. :-)
muka tembok seh. i think he’s gay.
have you see the simpson movie .. in the church hopes flanders is gay. your statement reminds me of it. haha
at the beginning, i thought he was interested in u.. haha..
what’s with the friday prayer qns? mayb he was just testing u to see if u go or can ajak him skali… i mean if u had answered his free sex qns, he’ll be wondering, how u know if u go friday prayers..
interesting entry!
nahhh not my clique type of friends .. too weird
HAHAHA! okay i’m in NUS library reading this and i laughed a bit too loud okay. and now people looking at me. so paisey.
HAHAAHHA!
all ur fault! (:
your welcome
next time borrow my loud hailer … make sure other faculty hear you too :p
kekekeke…!
i pity him man. i think he’s desperate already. time for him to get a girlfriend in SG. then can enjoy free sex. hoho!
Well, I think we got a lot of Indonesian maids in SG these days.. for sure he’ll get hook up with 1 sooner or later :-)
no need to be maids la. there are other indo students here also what.
hehehe…
fillipino, vietnam, india, plenty here!
we got temp gf too … must pay
hahahahahahaha….damn funny post but yea…the guy is pretty honest and if someone came up to me with such a question…i might be damn shocked…
ask him to go plastic surgery till he look like brad pitt or tom cruise or andy lau den maybe he might have a chance to get free sex…
lol…
i think the most best way is to pay for the services rendered if ya know wat i mean, haha … surgery too expensive
hey…
i’ve heard many rumours about people “getting it on” in the hostels.
true? not true?
anyway,
as a fellow student who frequents canteen 2,
i’ll be sure to avoid any nerdy-looking muggers!
hahahaha…
and hey,
i need your opinion on a student-led seminar i’m doing.
could you email me please?
yup its going on in hall … we’re all adults now
u got mail
oh my god, free sex in ntu will be like so tak glam la.. hahah creepy.
well it does happens .. ppl got urge la
huahuahuahuhauhua… free sex… NOTHING is free.. nak gf or hook up with someone pun need to pay what… pay for dinner to get laid.. pay for drinks to get laid.. pay for service to get laid.. people always want something in return… HAUHUAHUAHUHAUHAUHA..
i wonder if he will approach u again.. maybe next time bearing good news that he found free sex ;))
true true .. in life nothing is free. if ppl say it is, always got conditions attached
Ya la.. Sg nothing is free.. next time charge him for consultation .. hahahha
good idea seh .. gerek!
eh but the indon guy stays in the halls right? Can ask him take 172 right to Al-Fridaus or summink..
He had to progress from religion, then to asking you where to get free sex. I think he progressed correctly, so that he can later fall back on religion and repent!
wah so you know your stuff! haha
i recalled a scene from kingdom of heavens … “convert to Islam, repent later”
Yeah i recall it too…lol…that bugger scared to die right. hahahha
i think u look like a pimp tat’s y he asked u la..
poor thing…
compliment eh?
Halloo I do frequent your blog and I must say this is my first comment because that question is just ZOMGLY FUNNNNY annd ..horny. WAHLAN. And needs a common reaction like this.. HAHAHHAHAHA.
glad i made you laugh at my expense :p
yeah i got a new commentator
comment more if you can alrite
ur middle name is “Bin”…
not “pimp” mimpikan ajer lah…..
you spoiler la!
i only do it for ur best interest! hahaha
hey i send u a msg on ur “contact sha” link…dapat tak? didnt want ask in a comment…
Bebots banyak…So many berkeliaran at Duxton … Just walk pass them and say “KANTOT TAIYO SIGE NA” (in tagalog)… LOL
PS : Shehnaz, send regards to your lover ok…hahaha. :)
your part flilipino eh?
may mina mahal
Hehehehe… my hump my hump my hump or… mai hum mai hum mai hum…
i want to hum you :-)
hahhah!!! my hump my hump seh katak.. you want to hum shah. oh no!!! both of you eat papaya first lah… see how it goes from there. muahahah!!!
not from you for sure! HAHAHAHA
hahaha he lookin 4 it free here in sg? tell him to try batam instead = p
batam ones have to pay .. he’s looking for a freebie
Maybe he was asking sex from you…
Haha … could be!
“tell him since he is foreigner, im sure he has some money with him. dont be lokek lah.. just go to geylang and get the prostitutes… or maybe trapped a horny girl who dont mind getting laid by him”
are you sure about that
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