Above is a screenshot at some of the keyphrases used by people on search engines. They are then referred to my blog when the search engine results produce my blog as its top search result for such keywords. Some are freaking hilarious, like “tammy nyp”, “dawn yang maxim” … well let me share with you some of it below
dawn yang maxim
Dawn Yang is a local Singapore celebrity bloggers. I’m not in her league lah. No money for plastic surgery, the best I could do is put paperbag over my head. My blog got hits when people search for “dawn yang maxim”. I became the unofficial spokesperson for Dawn Yang with this beautifully laid magazine photo spread
hot uncle
Wah its good to know I’m one of the more hotter uncle on cyberspace.
Something to be proud of? Hmm ….
selling porn
Hahaha, please I don’t sell porn here.
You got to the wrong place.
But I did harbor thoughts of becoming a porn-star once
mas selamat
Oooh none other than our escaped JI militant, this blog has a hilarious spoof of him
geylang lorong
Wah bradder who came here, sorry to disappoint you, but I have no recommendations lah. My blog at most is PG-rated clean. With the increase rise of cost of living in Singapore, maybe I suggest a cheaper option, a ladyboy for you perhaps
hamilton superblock spf 80
My usual purchase for sun-block. But it seems after much searching, no stores ain’t carrying the brand anymore. People who are probably trying to look for it like me, well got to my blog searching for it. Well if anyone knows any outlets selling it, do inform me
bunoh diri
It’s in Malay language for suicide. Like hurr??? When did I ever blogged about suicide.
The closest one was this entry and its not even about me
sex with uncle
Such searches can be sick and pedophiles. Who the hell search such keywords. Unless of course you’re referring and looking for the services of a hot uncle and not uncle that’s family related. Well I’ve not come to that desperation, doing such vices, haha. Safe sex please ah people
tammy nyp
She’s ‘popular’ as ever and the story never cease to interest people
blog melayu bodoh singapore
Somehow my blog got referred when people searched for the above.
It means in English, “Singapore Stupid Malay Blog” … preaseeeee I not stupid hor
Well there’s plenty more of stupid ones. I shall blog more of it in another entry aite
Yeah boy…looking at webmaster’s keyword phrases can be one of the source of entertainment.I even get “hypnotize girls to think they are muscular”, “how to make condom dress” and more merepek ones.
Haha yes tell me about it
Woah, looks like yours is more ‘hangat’ than mine