I know, I know … I myself can’t understand why we guys love boobs, but we just do.
Our mums have it, our sisters does, even our best lady friends has it too.
Of course we won’t be caught looking at them if they of the lot above, that would be truly darn wrong man. Makes my stomach churned just thinking about it.
They’re just two big lumpy flesh and we guys go crazy over them, and even more crazier if there’s more cleavage to it.
The obsession is just hardwired in all men and there’s nothing you can do about it. It’s the most natural instinct a man has, and if he denies it, you know something ain’t right with him.
Talking about having a look at other gals boobies, we guys have not mastered the art of looking at it discreetly.
We just can’t and am not able to. Most of the time, we don’t even realize we’re doing it. So this is like a disclaimer if you gals notices any dude giving the weird look-over at ya aite.
Amongst the guys, when we talked about babes, boobies is a pretty common topic being brought up. Aside from the ass topic, it’s something we all can relate to, and have fun talking about it.
We would discuss boobies of all kind; big, drooping, slanted, uneven to airport kind. Not wanting to being labeled sexist here, even though we talked about it, its never meant to be derogatory in any way ah!
Although boobies is the highlight of our conversation often, I can truly say that when we do guys get our actual hands on boobies in our private time with our gal, we’re clueless going about fondling it, haha.
We never really talked about the ‘right’ ways of sexual engagement amongst the guys, as no one knows. Like duh, there’s no manual for it. We’re as clueless as Borat.
My first ever experience on ‘second base’ was a disaster and thankfully the lady friend was patient and kind enough to show me the ropes.
So there you go, we men like boobs as they are there. Not to say we can’t fondle our own flat chest, but its not as fun when we fondle yours. Alright that sounded so so wrong, but you get my idea right. There’s still some civility in relationship that needs to be carried out. Men just don’t make the mistake of crossing that line of indecency.
So today’s entry is a bit erotic to a certain extend. If you are offended by it, well it’s not my freaking problem eh.
I’m Uncle Sha, and yes I love boobies!
