Penis Length

Sha December 4, 2007 19

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Firstly Go Fug Yourself if you think this is an offensive entry. We’re all adults here. You’ve been warned …

Recently one of my friend forward me one of those fwd chain emails, and the linkbait worked. The enticing title says Penis Length, so I clicked and found this

The above article case study link is of ang moh size penises, so guys, if you fall within their normal range, then good for us right, as being Asian, we’re always thought to have the smaller of the two dicks in comparison

Well this notion was set in motion from our very own Asian porn that is. They always get guys with the smallest weenie ever as male lead porn! No wonder non-Asian always think we’re not well hung … ppffttt

At an early age, men are always fascinated by penile length. We always wish we’re ‘just a couple of inches more’. It’s this masculine obsession that women will never understand

Anyway if you don’t fall within the range, ultimately what matters is performance

It doesn’t matter how long or how short your penis is, because the vagina will accommodate itself to any length. When aroused, a woman’s vagina usually extends only to a length of about 10cm (4 inches).

Interesting hur, well I’m glad I did my fair share of research there. So there you go, even with a short or lengthy dick, you guys can always make-up on your shortcomings on the great sex

One reminder however, ladies never ever belittle a man’s penis in bed, no matter what, even as a joke, or say anything to indicate that you think it’s small. Guy take this very seriously, and if he does, he’ll be deeply hurt.

Well the above case study is just some facts to serve the inquisitive mind, but deep down ultimately, we guys know that women aren’t attracted to a man because of the length of his organ, but still the average male continues to think the same way.

Wonder why?

Well we just do. Do not try to understand us ladies, we just need your support

19 Comments »

  1. moby December 4, 2007 at 9:50 am - Reply

    *Throws ruler away* Ultimately it’s how you use it, not how long/big it is right, bro? ;)

    • Uncle Sha December 4, 2007 at 11:20 am - Reply

      indeed and women should have patience with us to

      men has tendency you know to offload quick, haha

  2. yanni December 4, 2007 at 10:36 am - Reply

    i shouldnt be here. but just want to show im here.

    hahahaha

    ok bye

    • Uncle Sha December 4, 2007 at 11:24 am - Reply

      keke, comment ajer la

      • yanni December 4, 2007 at 4:00 pm - Reply

        tak nak…. :P ahahah!!! thats irritating…

        • Uncle Sha December 4, 2007 at 9:40 pm - Reply

          there you go … senang kan comment

          haha, tricked ya

  3. Ne December 4, 2007 at 12:19 pm - Reply

    OH MY!!! I agree with Yanni, but hey I had to come and sneak a peek!!! I was curious.
    But Hey Thanks for the advice when I get married and have relations for the first time I will remember to never talk about the size…
    Good Looking out!!!!!
    Ne.

    • Uncle Sha December 4, 2007 at 1:45 pm - Reply

      hi there

      welcome to my blog

      yup thats an important tip!

    • yanni December 4, 2007 at 10:40 pm - Reply

      oh ok then… never ever ask the size ya to all ladies. but you can just take a ruler and measure it, an indirect way of not asking verbally… once got the measurement, then give him a smile. if he ask, you must say shhhhh…. be quiet.. never ask me this question…. hahahahahha!!!!!

      ok please do try this at home for all married couples… muahahah!!!

      alright im just kidding. im just bored to death!!!!

  4. eyeshack December 4, 2007 at 5:23 pm - Reply

    what will people think if i leave a comment on this topic?

    *shudders*

    kuang3

    • Uncle Sha December 4, 2007 at 9:42 pm - Reply

      no la bro, this is a valid discussion … to me its no more a taboo

  5. fitree December 4, 2007 at 6:41 pm - Reply

    *takes ruler and measure* whoa! mine is… longer than the average length lah!

    eh wait… *turns ruler upside down*

    • Uncle Sha December 4, 2007 at 9:43 pm - Reply

      ler anti-climax … dun do that to ur baobei hor :p

    • Haksmic December 5, 2007 at 2:25 am - Reply

      LOL man!
      wtf fitri… hahahahaha

  6. Tommy Chieng December 4, 2007 at 7:04 pm - Reply

    Hmmm….where do I into the graph? let me see….ahhh…it’s there…but i’m not going to reveal it here. Hahaha…

  7. eddyboi December 4, 2007 at 10:45 pm - Reply

    i was listening to the radio today… at 98.7…
    they were asking…
    who lies MORE… the guys or the girls..
    and one caller said that GUYS lies about the size of their penis!!!

    wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    tats so hilarious!!

  8. Makchique December 6, 2007 at 6:04 pm - Reply

    Studies have shown that majority of the women experience orgasm thru stimulation of female vital sex organ/spot, and not due to the penetration (of the penis). So don’t belief all the porns where the female species moan & groan in pleasure of (fake) orgasm. Cheers up you short penis guy, there is still oral sex to satisfy your ladies. Wahahahahha!

  9. Makchique December 7, 2007 at 12:38 pm - Reply

    row call, row call..
    6inchs and less to the right…
    6inchs and move to the left ..whhahahaha!
    relex lah ungkel, abang2, adik2…
    studies also have shown that majority of the women experience orgasm thru stimulation of female vital sex spot, and not due to the penetration of the adikchik. So don’t belief all the porn where the female species moan & groan in pleasure of (fake) orgasm. Cheers up you short penis guys, there is still oral sex to satisfy your ladies. lucu lho tis entry..

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