If I Were To Photoshopped Myself

Sha March 8, 2007 22

I’ve been going around the web and I noticed well there’s a couple of bloggers who edits the photos to a point of ‘flawlessness’. If it’s just to fix the brightness or sharpen blurred pictures, well that’s fine right but to make yourself really ‘macam’ some Bollywood superstar, woah freaky and pointless.

I won’t name and shame them *cough xiaxue* because I’m a nice dude. Sorry had something in my throat there.

I’ve been wondering what’s the reason behind such editing? Bad complexion, pudgy nose, or ugly tan lines perhaps? Well we all have our shortcomings, but to use a tool to manipulate your own features, is equivalent to deception.

What if one of your readers were to bump into you at the streets. How will you respond when they questioned or looked bewildered at the difference in looks. That’s a ‘paiseh’ moment waiting to happen lor!

I know I’m no Aaron Aziz or Rain so I was wondering how I’ll looked like if I were to photoshopped myself. Below is the end result. Don’t I look pretty!

A little blusher there, yea i have pink cheeks

photoshopped

photoshopped

From a ‘tired’ to ‘fresh’ look. Wow …

photoshopped

photoshopped

I’m trying my best to look like Zhang Ziyi here

photoshopped

photoshopped

For all the photoshop in the world, some of the pictures I saw, nothing can change how ‘ugly’ they are lar

I guess just be comfortable with our own ‘skin’ and let our personality shines through.

A good answer eh … ok who wanna nominate me for Mr World or Cleo’s 50 most eligible Uncle

22 Comments »

  1. nurizz March 8, 2007 at 9:22 am - Reply

    hahahaaa!!!! kelakar lah your pictures.
    macam-macam awak nak suruh kita vote kan untuk awak…. wanna go on an awards spree ke? =p

    • Uncle Sha March 8, 2007 at 11:05 pm - Reply

      kelakar ker, i was imagining hows my post plastic surgery will looked like. since you mentioned its crap, there goes my beauty plan … thanks for voting

  2. Nas March 8, 2007 at 9:32 am - Reply

    Are these photoshop pictures is part of your “voting campaign”? Haha. Aniwae, no need to put that blusher lah. U are gd looking enough. Gals will get turned on easily. Caya lah cakap gua, bro. :D

    • Uncle Sha March 8, 2007 at 11:07 pm - Reply

      haha if its my voting campaign, only baboons and monyet will vote for me

      thanks bro … wa pun caya sama lu *shows rocker sign*

  3. dee March 8, 2007 at 2:28 pm - Reply

    Hey=)
    You’re looking good just the way you are!=D

    and yea.. I know what you *cough* mean cause I *cough* saw her and *cough* almost laughed out loud at her nose HAHAHA

    Anyways, yes I do run=D when I can wake at 5am la..kalau tak I’ll try at 8pm if i have tuition whole day then.. burned la..
    My knees are clicking like mad man and it.. HURTS..
    OWWWW got any solution?=D
    Besides Glucasamine that I’m forcing myself to eat nowadays.

    macam tak turun turun my weight tau…=(

    • Uncle Sha March 8, 2007 at 11:17 pm - Reply

      yeah that’s the initiative you need to lose weight, here’s my recommendation

      to lose weight = cardio = which means its a form of exercise to target your heart level to work to a higher state of level which will in layman term reduce the weight

      cardio can be in any form
      1) running
      2) skipping
      3) cycling
      4) swimming
      5) games
      6) misc, rowing machine, etc

      i recommend abit of all … if
      1) running, try to run on grass. sometimes pavement has grass patches, run on that if you want to save your knees, i do that. but watch out for potholes. to make things easy, go to stadium and run around the field. running on concrete always will ‘kill’ ur joints

      2) skipping = watch out as sometimes ppl overdoes this exercise. too much is bad for the ankles. few of my frens kena hairline fracture, now they can do any much movement, thus more babat than before they start their programs

      3) cycling, its a good alternative, it doenst hurt your joints, you can do stationary indoor gym or outside. fully recommended. but for guys, prolong cycling not good for your sperm count

      4) swimming = a lesser form of cardio than the rest. i feel you develop more upperbody like your back and shoulder when you swim. it does develop your lung capacity

      5) games, playing games you won’t feel its a workout. eg badminton, soccer, rugby, chapteh, sex? haha …

      6) i tried rowing machine before, good workout!

      the main thing is to target your heart training level. if u’re a complete beginner, it’s best to use the very approximate formula of 214-(0.8 x age) for men and 209-(0.9 x age) for women to estimate your maximum. this is a good link to calculate online http://exercise.about.com/cs/fitnesstools/l/bl_THR.htm

      good luck!

  4. dee March 8, 2007 at 2:49 pm - Reply

    btw, I stole ur pic to er put at my blog hahha! hope u get loads of votes=)

  5. Nana March 8, 2007 at 5:45 pm - Reply

    why is that guy putting the ball near ur ahemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *cough…choke on salive and die*

    • Uncle Sha March 8, 2007 at 11:19 pm - Reply

      err coz i need more balls? … dunno la. he’s my track buddy. Always horny, even though got gf

  6. marina March 8, 2007 at 6:45 pm - Reply

    Orang melayu mana ada pipi merah?!

    • Uncle Sha March 8, 2007 at 11:21 pm - Reply

      ada .. orang melayu semerah padi

  7. rusydi March 8, 2007 at 11:30 pm - Reply

    hahahha! muke kau macam michael jackson sey!

    • Uncle Sha March 8, 2007 at 11:34 pm - Reply

      terima kasih … you jeles eh ;-p

  8. Haksmic March 8, 2007 at 11:33 pm - Reply

    WAHAHAHA.. thanks for putting that extra effort to make people’s day uncle.. haha..

    I was like.. ouh gawd, have the pakcik turned *ehem* with like putting on makeups and all.. but dun need la. i use photoshop for the previous task that I had on a model and ouh boy did she need alot of photoshopping. Cuz if she were to be blown up life-sized, you can see all the freckles and stretch marks and taik lalats and whatnots. haha.

    LOL, and aniway, i think i’d be interested in getting a new domain ah. Just that I’m kinda slenger in web designing abit.. haha.

    • Uncle Sha March 8, 2007 at 11:36 pm - Reply

      No probs … its no effort, its ‘pahala’ buat orang happy

      no lah, i’ve not turned tranny … ahh so your model canot make it ah. well maybe next time just employ a dummy

      well anything to help you in your future blog, just ask

  9. qiqi March 12, 2007 at 2:37 pm - Reply

    cannot photoshop la…

    so gay…

    • uncle sha March 12, 2007 at 6:17 pm - Reply

      thanks hor … wah piang i ‘gay’ now, haha ;-p

  10. martin June 10, 2009 at 7:19 am - Reply

    halo

    u pandai photo shop ke??

    bole tak buat kan aaron aziz separuh bogel dengan mukanya yang handsome sekarang dan tubuh yang berotot

    • Uncle Sha June 10, 2009 at 9:00 am - Reply

      HAHAHAHAHA …

      Sorry man, but I just had to laugh, nothing against ya.

      But I’ll pass, I’m not into photoshopping celebs.

  11. martin June 10, 2009 at 5:59 pm - Reply

    plz!!!!!! u juz sent for me la..plz..plz..plz..plz..juz do for me onli plz ..

  12. martin July 18, 2009 at 9:51 pm - Reply

    uncle sha is me agn ..this time i dun wan you do naked celebrities..now can u help me combine my picture with an artist???

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