Disclaimer: This might gross some people of you out there
The other day I was doing my ‘big business’ in the loo and usually I would place my room key at the top of the loo ledge there for safe-keeping
Being the goof as usual, somehow I knocked the key straight into the toilet bowl while I was flushing
Without thinking, I immersed my hand into the toilet bowl, stirred my hand around among the flushed water, frantically trying to locate my key
If I were to lose the key, I’ll be locked out of my hostel room and it happened to be a Sunday. That means the hostel office is closed, so I’ll be stranded shitless, no pun intended
But I was lucky the key wasn’t sucked into the toilet totally and I recovered the key.
I was relieved, washed my hand and that was that …
Then the other day I relate the story to a few friends thinking it was hilarious. Well what I found out from their reaction was a total opposite.
They went first like “Eyyywwwwww” and next they went “You did that with your hand”
Hahaha, they look so cute when I tried touching them with my hand after that
I mean what’s so icky about it. I was in a precarious situation where I would be locked out of my room and it’s not really a big deal. It just a toilet bowl and it’s just shit.
By the time I flushed the other day and put my hand in there, the shit was gone and it was just swirling water
And one more thing I found out from my friends which surprised me, they leave the cleaning of their toilet to someone else; parents or maids. Wah so good life ah
I have a thing about cleanliness and toilet. Before and after a toilet visit, in public or my own house, I’ll try to make it as comfortably clean before I do my business. It would help if they would install hose taps in public toilets
Well just another shitty entry
Hey, bro, I would have done the same. In a tight situation, a real man will dive right in the shit and do what’s necessary.
Hope it was ‘solid’ poo and not the other type!
(ok, now THAT would be gross!) :D
haha the thought of dive in … alamak
whatever it is…at least its your own poop..not others…
Hehe…just what I was thinking..
true, still if its other people’s poo … hmm yeah i’ll still stick my hand in there, keke
poo washable, if key lost, not replacable
good that ur reactions are fast enough to save u the trouble from being locked out on a Sunday. But i thought keys are heavy enough not to be flushed away, they’ll just sink right to the bottom. Heh,I hate dirty toilets, I hate it when people use, make it dirty and trouble others. irritant.
i didn’t want to take the chance, so i ‘dive in’
maybe you can experiment and tell us :P
i would have done the same thing… wahahahaha.. KOREK KOREK KOREK!!!
oohh you’re as ‘dirty’ as me!
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what if…
i tell you that the key wont get flushed in.
it will settle at the bottom of the toilet bowl once the flush is complete?
hahaha.
hahahaaaaaaaaaaa confirm hor!!
like that can just find a stick, bring the key out