What bugs me

Don’t laugh at me, but with me …

1. Waking up sweating after my slumber, the weather is terrible these days. One would assume I just wet my bed, but nope, its my sweat. Even my giant fan ain’t helping.
2. Some things never changed. My room has its trademark jock’s smell ever since my alpha male days.
3. I’ve thick eyebrows, the grooming can be a hassle. I don’t trim it, but I do pluck it as I’m a unibrow.
4. I’ve a phobia sleeping in buses, as I don’t know where my head will rest. The bus windows looks gross with the sweat stains on it. People’s head perspire and leave their mark on it after resting on the window. Eyyeeeww.
5. I’ll always look at my seat on the MRT before occupying it. Couple of times I saw red stains which I assume is PMS. Hahaha. I would rather stand than sit on an unoccupied seat if it has ‘suspicious’ dribble or stuff on it.
6. Loud speaking people on the phones.
7. Mats with their speaker phones blasting their music
8. I’ve this kinda pointed nipples, haha. Great for foreplay but people always assume I’m horny most of the time, as the bugger is always ‘sticking’ out and ever so prominent in cold places.
9. Gross movies … e.g. Hannah Montana, like hello!
10. My abs is slightly crooked, but it’s still a six pack :P
11. I hate it when people look and stare at me, more than they should when I workout in public areas. * sarcasm on * You need a camera too buddy? Take my pic pleaseeeeeeee * sarcasm off *
12. Act-cute girls. No matter how bodalicious you are, talk to the hand * shows palm *
13. I love strawberries, but at times some of it gets stuck in-between my teeth. Being an OCD, I’ve the need to floss it immediately!
14. Why are mushrooms so expensive. 250g for $4+ … what a rip-off
15. I can’t fit into some of my underwear. Did it shrink or my balls became bigger overnight?
16. I still loses my socks after laundry. The mystery continues …