Hey guys have you bought the recent Maxim magazine? Well it has our very own celebrity blogger Dawn ‘Big Eye’ Yang on the cover. Have you seen how she posed! Can you be anymore ‘barbie plastic’! It was a horrible photo. You can do better lah babe. Focus less on your eyes, which is pretty and an asset itself. But flaunt your body more, you got a great bod.
Here’s how this Uncle will show you how to pose properly OK Dawn! Well coming from a former pinup boy previously at Bangladeshi Worker’s Magazine, “You must tell yourself you’re sexy!”. Just look at the below photo. Look at that ass, work it baby! You must have that “To the left, to the left” attitude.
Next photo pose below, your pose must describe your feelings at that very moment. Your readers must also feel that feeling, that is presented with that pose of yours. And oh boy was I ‘feeling-feeling’ when I posed for this. Pout nak ‘mampos’ kan! I’m sure many of you reading and seeing this will be impressed kan. So uh-hur girlfren, if you wish some pointers just holler lah. This Miss Dawn Yang has still alot to learn about the catwalk and fashion industry!
And for the rest, I’ve a limited time workshop held by me at YMCA studio 3, call 1800-UNCLE-POSE, if you want to register and am interested to know the intricate and fine art of posing. Learn it from the best!
Disclaimer: If the photoshopped pic above offends ya, you’re at the wrong blog. Have a little funny tickle bone. I’m selling it for $9.99 btw, free shipping. You can subscribe to Maxim here
P.S. I’m now a guest blogger temporarily at my friend’s blog, Yanni. Read my latest entry there! “Are you a blog addict!”
Hahhaha dude, you are sexy than ever. But she look so hot ;)
Duh, i tot u’re saying i’m hawt … never mind, the makciks find me hot!
Dawn she’s cute but look very da ‘fragile’ to me
wahahahahaha…
that dawn is plastic what!!! wahahahahahha..
eh, nice photoshop!!! very sexy!!!!
Bro it’s not photoshopped … actually Maxim got 2 covers.One for me, one on Dawn Yang. Well they went for Dawn obviously!
As after the initial survey of pre-publication findings found out that 90% of the people asked, vomitted upon seeing my cover when asked to compared which of the 2 cover is best for publication
kau blaja sampai stress ke sampai amik gambar tu macam! haha.. cartoon.. u can qualify as a ladyboy at changi village carpark!
aku memang part-time kat changi … but it’s changi general hospital.
I’m the person who gives surprise birthday party of sick kids in the ward. i dunno why. upon seeing me in my tights, they cried! what a wuss *scratch head*
Yucks. GROSS.
Hahaha…
Thanks hor
UNCLE SHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can’t decide whether to scold you or laugh non-stop!!!
My goshh!!!
Anw, okay, her barbie-doll persona is everywhere lah. But when you have it on posters ard at bustops, posing as a potential threat to motorists, i then start to wonder……….
ooh do scold me :-p
haha didn’t know miss dawn has that effect on motorists!
ooohh u want me to scold u?
well im jez imagining, cuz wen i saw her while pillion-riding, i tell, ya, i wuz so thankful i wuznt e one riding!
errr nvm you didn’t get my joke
happy fri! it’s here!
I couldnt recognise you from a gay..
Dawn Yang sure looks queer, especially the eyes.. It looked fake.. Hmm..
Gay = Happy … thanks
Well if i recalled she went for plastic surgery. on which asset i’m not sure. well it’s her life
but you can’t deny that she is cute, in a ‘scary’ sort of way
HAHAHAHHAHA. Sek ah sekkkkk!
thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuu youuuu youuuu uuuuuuu
omg, u look so sexy in there :D
Thanks Nicole … the shooting took about 10minutes
the touchup took 6 hours … don’t ask me why
the horror! oh the horror!
jeles kaper …
hey if u got it, flaunt it! hahahaahaa
obviously i don’t have it, but i still flaunt it!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!
wow!
who is that sexy man?
u turn me on babey~
=p
sexayyyyy time … Jak sie masz.
My name Sha. You are my friend? Yes, I am your friend.
Eh, bro. U are really sexy. Do you know that? Hah. U’ll look sexier if u put on a little blusher and pink lipstick.
This Dawn is really plastic. I just can’t stand her.
I like this entry. Very the funny, man! :D
haha, makeup? nah … i’m al’natural
funny entry? it’s meant to be making a statement. haha
OH MY GOODNESS. I am like in a lost for words.
The first pic I think you place ur finger wrongly la. U’re supposed to be digging your nose. And the second, u’re supposed to be smiling with a sunkist orange in your mouth, baru sexy..
HAHA. Lucky I wasn’t in the office when I read this, if not they’ll think I’m mad. Hah.
lost for word in a good way kan!
ok next shoot, i’ll do that ok!!
you’re mad? noooooooo … maybe just quirky, like me
WAHAHAHAHAHA! Posing maut! now i’m imagining u in drag! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
errrrrr drag ah … no thanks hor
LOL!!
I thought my day started off on the wrong foot. How wrong I was=)
Nice nice nice. More please? HAHAHHA!!
How to get subscriptions for ur mag ah?
BUAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
But she’s hot meh?
Her body isnt like tt btw..she’s damn kering one.. got piano keys..
I prefer erm erm.. Salma Hayek=)
glad i’m of laughable service to ya madam … many more funny entries for me aite
to subscribe to me, pls send over a cute lady friend to my place for discussion of the magazine rates :-p
Ohhh yes agreed! salma hayek is way wayyyyyyy hotter than dawn yang!
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
? .. the joke pls
:-p
shah, thank you for writing at my blog. im feeling better now.. :)
hahaha, that pose super funny, why don’t you submit it to maxim??
no probs babe!
send to maxim? dun wan la, nanti kena sue! haha
WA LAO SHAH! Basket! Tak leh angkat sia when I read ur entry… WAhaahAHahahahAHAHaha!!!!!!!!! Pecah babe pecah
apa yang pecah … i hope it’s not ‘that’ … haha
i think i know who will buy the magazines should you pose.
*chuckles*
banglas & indian foreign workers! they would buy it in a heartbeat!!
Hmmm…the bapoks in my campus would certainly drool over your magazine cover. I’m so gonna sell it to them for 50 cents each, haha.
Wonderful.
Thanks hor! haha
Can fwd this to hot chicks pls …. i think some of them have fetish for uncles! muahaha
eh my cover mag so cheap at 50cent only har, even condom is more expensive
MAXIM owner should look @ this new star :)
Kamsia … but no thank
i only pose for my readers and indian foreign nationals only
Maxim (Gay version)? hahahah! You are damn funny :)
You’re laughing at me or with me?
haha
hahaha!!!