Warning disclaimer: Vainpot post coming up
It seems from the earlier entry of Looking at Boobies have generated some interest among the ladies concerning butt oggling.
Well it just so happen that I stumbled upon a formula to calculate how ‘hot’ your ass is!
It’s the brain child of Dr. David Holmes, a psychology lecturer at Manchester Metropolitan University.
We don’t quite know the motif of his intention for creating such formula or how he came about doing it, maybe he used his ass as a guideline.
Hmm now that’s an awful sight. Right … well getting back to the topic at hand.
The formula is actually for calculating ladies butt, but I’m going to try it on mine.
Not because I’m vain, duh, partly there’s no other test subject to apply it on.
And I guess the difference of butt between guys & ladies doesn’t vary too much eh?
Well here goes
So the formula is …
(S+C) x (B+F) / (T-V)
S = overall shape (a ripe peach being just about right)
C = circularity (rounder is better)
B = bounciness (less wobble is preferred)
F = firmness (too much push to that cushion loses points)
T = skin texture (no cellulite, please)
V = the ratio of one’s hips to waist
How do you calculate it
Rate S, C), B, F and T from a scale from 1 to 20
(1 being worst and 20 best)Rate V from a scale from 0.1 to 1
(0.7 being best e.g Kylie Minogue, higher than 0.7 is normal)The perfect score is approximately 80
So how’s my ass rating?
S = 15
C = 12
B = 17
F = 18
T = 17
V = 0.8
(S+C) x (B+F) / (T-V) =
(15 + 12) x (17 + 18) / (17 – 0.8) =
51.85 score
Haha, I have a 51.85 butt score out of an ideal 80 point score.
So my butt stinks!
How’s yours?
I think I have a nice ass I might add, so be it if the media says it’s fugly.
Boo-Hoo. I think this is a debatable subject, we could argue this all day
