Will you date me if i look like this?

Sha August 18, 2007 41

Inspired by cicak during our chat, I decided to morph myself into someone balding, ugly and fat bastard.

Will you still date me when I’m still single, I’ve stopped running, lost my six pack and buns of steel?

Does looks matter?

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Will you date me?

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Many might think that looks doesn’t matter but it does play a big part.

What if I’m predisposed with a genetic disorder where no matter what I do, I’ll still be looking like Fat Albert.

Is it my fault then.

You probably won’t even get to see the intelligent and funny side of me as I can’t even get my foot at the door, looking like the above … would I?

Prove me wrong hur huh

41 Comments »

  1. teeshah August 18, 2007 at 1:11 am - Reply

    is that a 3rd nipple i see??? :P

    • asilah August 18, 2007 at 2:45 am - Reply

      hahaha i think we all wish it were a third nipple.. and if it were.. that means the other spots on his body would be ttoo.. so he’s got a million nipples!! ho ho ho ho

      • Uncle Sha August 27, 2007 at 12:14 pm - Reply

        haha no la … nipple clear2 nampak per

    • Uncle Sha August 27, 2007 at 12:13 pm - Reply

      haha, spot-on!

  2. asilah August 18, 2007 at 2:43 am - Reply

    Hey dont underestimate.. some people actually find that look a turn on.. hahaha.. but honestly. i’ve never been one to pick at a persons flaws. i am not perfect myself, so why only judge a book by its cover?! why only stop getting to know people only at their looks? the more best part about knowing someone is to know their history, looks may initially impress people, but airheadness i cannot stand. i have friends from all shapes sizes colour gender races and orientations.. and to be honest.. nothing attracts me more than an good humoured, friendly, open, honest person.

    • Uncle Sha August 27, 2007 at 12:23 pm - Reply

      that ppl got fetish for exra plus size i guess

  3. HiFi Guy August 18, 2007 at 3:30 am - Reply

    You’re looking nice this way :p

  4. cicak August 18, 2007 at 8:25 am - Reply

    fail. this picture where got balding? and i said, ‘old, balding, big tummy’. i never said fat and ugly!

    • Uncle Sha August 27, 2007 at 12:27 pm - Reply

      ala hard to find balding + far .. got find but hard to edit

      this one can la

  5. Shaz August 18, 2007 at 10:01 am - Reply

    obese guys have tiny *ahems*

    • moby August 18, 2007 at 3:58 pm - Reply

      Really?? That’s too bad ….

    • Shahneeza August 19, 2007 at 6:57 pm - Reply

      wah Shaz, tahu aje ah.. hehehehe

    • Uncle Sha August 27, 2007 at 12:30 pm - Reply

      wats ahem … :p

  6. moby August 18, 2007 at 4:01 pm - Reply

    Unfortunately, yes, looks does matter. A lot! It’s shallow, but that’s the truth. Everybody judges everyone else based on their looks.

    • Diah August 18, 2007 at 10:08 pm - Reply

      i couldnt agree more.

      though i’m sure majority of us wont want to go out with Fat Bastard do we?

      but as long as he/she knows how to groom well no matter how he/she looks like, that’s an exceptional dont you think?

      • Uncle Sha August 27, 2007 at 12:32 pm - Reply

        yup as long look presentable

        another factor

    • Uncle Sha August 27, 2007 at 12:31 pm - Reply

      1st impression matters yes!

  7. Shehnaz August 18, 2007 at 6:58 pm - Reply

    Looks do matter. A whole lot!!

    You can get attracted to a person two ways.

    1) Looks
    2) Personality.

    No. (2) is when you’ve never met the person before but fall in love with the personality. That’s possible of course, but looks do matter.

    And you won’t look like that.. so no worries! hahaha!

    • Uncle Sha August 27, 2007 at 12:34 pm - Reply

      so if i were sloppy job when you see me, you won’t even bat an eyelid eh … even i have a GREAT personality. then you’re missing out on alot baby :p

  8. Dyllah August 19, 2007 at 1:36 am - Reply

    Can i date u when u look like dat? pls pls pls.. hahaahhaaa..

  9. yanni August 19, 2007 at 3:22 am - Reply

    looks matters to me, really a lot. in my OWN opinion, most obese ppl can’t be bothered to look good, to slim down, to have a healthy lifestyle and etc.. most obese ppl smells when they perspire. they cant be bothered when comes to personal hygiene. why? is there any particular reason why??

    i want both, looks + personality! shah, dont tell me you dont??? dont bedek with me. i still remember our first msn chat, you ever told me about your dream girl… :)

    ok that picture with your face aiyo… gross. do photoshop again, cover the nipples and the fats lah… eeewwww….

    • yanni August 19, 2007 at 3:25 am - Reply

      oh ya i forgot, if you ever look like that, i will make you run/ sprint/ workout/ bench press for 12 hours a day! no need to work… but just exercise… :P then i will date you.

      • Uncle Sha August 27, 2007 at 12:36 pm - Reply

        what if i jual mahal, and i wun wanna date you, what if i only date bangla gurls jer :p

  10. Haksmic August 19, 2007 at 5:16 am - Reply

    you’ll still be the uncle sha that’s best in singapore jb batam and some say bangladesh.

  11. Fai` August 19, 2007 at 10:59 am - Reply

    OMG!!! Is tad u? Hmmm… No comments.. =P
    Ppl who say looks r not important.. i tink they can sit at home and don come out. Well unless ur blind den looks arent important. Well juz too bad.. Tads how things work here. Ppl judge from how u look b4 even knowing u. tsk tsk..

    • Uncle Sha August 27, 2007 at 12:38 pm - Reply

      true true … i think best to get to know ppl blindfolded first

  12. Zuni August 19, 2007 at 4:18 pm - Reply

    The only way u can get a girl looking like that is if there’s any girl who is equally hairy, obese and errr, oily… but so far most of the obese (ok lah, not THAT obese) people i know have great personalities and yes, they get laid too, just noe hw to psycho can oready… hahah…

    • Uncle Sha August 27, 2007 at 12:39 pm - Reply

      great to know you mention the laid part :p

  13. Shahneeza August 19, 2007 at 7:14 pm - Reply

    Sadly, the world criticize you when you are fat…. or when you gain weight… or when you are too thin.. basically when you are not “perfect” in their eyes, the world criticize you.. I have watched talk shows like Opera and Tyra Banks, and they covered topics about being fat and how woman sturggle through their lives just cos they are fat and different and people stare at them! So sad you know..Ya, looks matter in relationships because people are made to think that way. stereotypical thinking.. I went to this wedding where the bride is really fat and the groom is really thin.. .. See, he saw her inner beauty..

    I really do not like the way people always judge others..unfortunately, we shape our lives base on the society’s opinions, way of thinking and judgements..who was the first person to decide that being thin and lean was perfect…who was the first to decide that it is alright to criticise and stare and hate people who are fat or not slim and lean..and that being fat,not slim and not lean is wrong.. so, i do not really like this entry of yours.. no offence uncle..:-) but you have a great body and not so bad looking..so don’t think of yourself otherwise..

    but if being fat makes the person unhealthy and many sickness than that is another story ..

    • Uncle Sha August 27, 2007 at 12:41 pm - Reply

      yeah pple like to point fingers firsts, then warm-up after

      sometimes ppl are predisposed with certain fat genes, to a certain extend you’ve to put more effort

  14. myztika August 19, 2007 at 10:16 pm - Reply

    looks matter bcos pple are superficial! think abt how all the pretty/handsome pple are always treated better than normal mortals. pretty girls can get away with ANYTHING if they so decide to. im sure it’s likewise for the good-looking guys.

    btw, even if u look like that, as long as u have the moolah, u’ll have no lack of materialistic bimbos willing to go out with u. :P sad but true.

    anyway, we shouldn’t look down on all obese pple. it might be a medical condition outside of their control. it’s not simply a case of gluttony for some of them.

    btw, i did go through a phase during which i found chubby guys attractive before! wakakakakaka…

    • Uncle Sha August 27, 2007 at 12:45 pm - Reply

      there was a study on this and indeed the more fairer or more better looking, etc have better prospect on the initial front but the study also mentioned, but in the long run, e.g your good performance on the job or situation will warrant better prospects instead.

      so i guess when going for interview, get your better looking person go in your place to secure the job, when you get the job, you swap in :p

      you like chubby dudes. interesting

  15. Wana August 22, 2007 at 12:18 am - Reply

    Aiyo..i believe that look doesn’t matter, but to an extend. Who would wanna date someone who is so unkempt and likely seem inhuman? Unless you are born fat, can’t blame anyone right. My bf is a plus size, and his kind heart and sincerity is what matters to me.

    Cheers~

    • Uncle Sha August 27, 2007 at 12:46 pm - Reply

      yeah kalau selekeh siaper nak eh even if brad pitt look-alike

  16. qiqi August 30, 2007 at 3:48 pm - Reply

    fat okie.. but can dun be hairy or not??

    will smell bad la… :x

    • Uncle Sha August 31, 2007 at 9:12 am - Reply

      no worries … think after puberty, i cannot grow hair anymore :-)

  17. Prodigy December 12, 2007 at 6:19 pm - Reply

    Well attraction has to be there and as far as love at first sight is concerned, looks definitely matters. But there are relationships that grow from friendship to love. And actually here, looks do not matter much; it’s either their need or someone’s hard work…

    • Uncle Sha December 12, 2007 at 10:58 pm - Reply

      true enough, chemistry matters

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