Another day with nothing to blog about, aside from work … which I think you don’t want to hear.
Or my daily jog, which again you don’t want to hear me rant.
Nothing wacky or lame happened to me this week. So nothing to share there.
So here’s a joke instead for my usual daily entry.
Top 10 Advantages of Being Asian
- You can pretend you don’t speak English when you’re around stupid people.
- Everyone asks your advice on computers, cameras, carryout, VCRs, Toyotas and Karate.
- You look enough like Bruce Lee that when you get in a fight, all you have to do is squint your eyes and howl to scare people.
- There are a lot more opportunities for casting in war movies.
- No one expects you to drive well.
- People mistake you for a Laundromat owner and bring you a lot of neat clothes.
- You can be from Ohio and still be considered “exotic”
- If you ever commit a crime, you can get good laughs when your description is passed around (black hair, brown eyes, glasses).
- You get people coming up to you all the time saying neat things in languages you don’t speak.
- During times of way, you get free outdoor housing at a local house track.
Yar some not farnee … bleah some of it I didn’t get it myself. I got it off some ang moh site.
Back to workkkkkkkk!
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I was raised on classic rock and ballads, so forgive me if I'm not quite the trance, house music kinda guy. I can't sing, but I can croak, and yes I do take request, only for that special one. My life story is revealed in details with spunky disposition at this personal blog of mine. I'd like to meet honest people who are fun, outgoing, upfront and not stressed! People with clean bathroom, tree huggers will be given higher priority and more attention of course.
