This is the second time my laundry has been stolen.
First was my underwear at Hall 9.
Now it’s my jeans at my new Hall 13
It’s not any ordinary jeans, but my favourite clubbing Levis Jean which cost a bomb!
It all happened after my Groove Armada Zouk Party last week.
Usually I rarely need to wash my jeans, even after clubbing, but there was some alcohol spilled to some moronic chick who kicked some glass over on the podium and kena my jeans.
So after the party, went home around 5am, I did my laundry at the common laundry area used by all undergrad. So I woke up few hours after around 7am and found the jeans missing! Taken from the laundry machine
It’s an NTU undergrad for sure who stole it, as the laundry room is only accessible by an access code for which only the resident undergrad around here has. They give the access code when you move in.
So there I was still groggy from waking up, pissed off my jeans are missing and went around the Hall to look for my jeans.
Well after a futile search, I didn’t managed to find it. And the geniuses at my Hall here cordoned off the upper storey with locked gates, it can be opened only those residents with a certain pass card. Morons! So I can’t search that storey
So I gave in and just succumb to the loss of my favorite Levis Jeans. I did emailed my Hall office to report of it last week. And up until now, the morons there have yet to respond. Another fuckup happening there
Imagine someone as bright as our undergrads, local or the foreigners alike, steals laundry! Who would imagine. Pervert lah these type of undergrads who steals undergarment and your laundry. PhD, Masters or Bachelor educated, he or she could still be demented or some sicko. You can never tell.
Have you seen all the propaganda NTU/NUS ads plastered all over the place. Yeah ‘world class’ undergrads we are … puiit my foot! Here’s my alternative ad for our local undergrads




















Jeans and undies stolen?? This is an outrage! This is scandalous!! I demand justice be served to Uncle Sha! Give him back his jeans!!
Err… but keep the underwear lah. God knows what the thief might have done to them!
haha yes please keep the underwear
gosh .. absurd init? to have undies and jeans stolen ..
whether intellectually abled or disabled .. we do not want to judge them all the same ..
damn the bugger who had stolen your fave pair of jeans .. grrr ..
i don’t get these people too … shheeshhh
yeah hope the person get herpes …i won’t halal my jeans
so ur saying u have herpes to pass on, issit? hahahahaha
u infested person u..
haiya…tak per…i buy u levis jeans from the states…VERRRYYYY cheap unlike singapore who hikes up the prices on jeans that arent worth that much. aper style no?
chet putting words into my mouth … maner ada herpes. hippy ada la
no need la. if wanna buy, buy one for my niece … keke
hey mana tau… ur jeans werent stolen by a student as such… but an invisible student.. jeng jeng jeng.. its either that or u got a stalker in ur midst.. hehehehee…thats creepy and whacked out at the same time.. patience… patience love!!
u will get it.. one day or another… ;))
i’m no longer young, patiences is a commodity , keke
stalker? that would be scary
i had my damn ripcurl slippers stolen from my hall too last year. and even my tuala lap kaki!! f-up shit.
that’s really fcuked up … tuala pun nak! haha
Wahlau.. these people got $$$ to stay in the hostel but couldn’t get extra dough to buy these stuff outside ah ?
Either that or Uncle Sha, someone’s ‘skodeng-ing’ with you lah :-)
yeah they’re morons for sure
no la, skodeng ape ni … haha
kesian. agaknya orang tu takde seluar kot. takpe lah donate ikhlas dari hati. lololol. i suggest u like write ur name on all of ur pants. then do something to it to distinguish urs from the rest. so u can like spot ur missing pants easily. otherwise dry it in ur room!!
Must ask Sha to wear pink. CONFIRM nobody will steal from him :-)
geek in the pink? … oh my
no way i’m gonna ikhlas with some cheena moron wearing my ultra comfy pants … hope the jeans comes alive and choke the person
eh i no pri sch kid, haha … letak nama kat baju jugak la like dat
yup i do dry expensive garbs in my room … just that jeans incident i abit laxed
ps: where can i get that poster???
HAHAAHHAAHAHHA
try 1800-UNCLE-SHA :p
ok set!! i was 3 eh
u accept visa? hehehe
i also accept debit, cheques and mail-order-brides for my posters
hahahahahahahahha..kesian nyer
But really, which future Phd(permanent head damage) holder or degree holder steals underwear?! no money i think.. hahaha..
maybe the cleaners there steal ker?
i like that perm head damage
i aso see wats the motive to curi … sudah afford tinggal kat hall, most of the kids are rich brats btw
no, cleaner wun la. all old aunties. very nice ppl one
alahai.. sluar jeans pn kena curi.. Hmm.. kecian nyer.. Mungkin u got stalker ke bro?
no not stalker … just pencuri
kekeke.. your jeans stolen! OMG! I didn’t know this things too happened at NTU.. Better keep your stuffs indoor … :)
i am now :-)
cnt say 4 sure.
cud b FOREIGN students….
niway LEVI’s mah…
damn xpensif..
thn agn, u kn FAMOUS, sure one of ure “FOLLOWERS”
ehehhehe :P
gd luck fixin ure pc……….
it could, it might be local. who knows
famous? chet maner ader … i famous only wen i muka keluar vasantham tv tu
my pc ok now
Eh bro u really investigate already that they were really STOLEN or not? Cud be someone very blur took them by mistake somehow. Then again, damn the thief if he really stole it. Meanwhile a ‘thief’ would still steal regardless whether of people will halalkan or not…
no one can be that blur. over 12 machines in 2 laundry room. my jeans was the only laundry in the machine. so someone had to deliberately take out and remove it upon seeing it
yeah they stole it but that doesnt mean i cant halal it … i need to feel some kind of redemption la, being not being able to retrieve my jeans
OH MY GOD they stole your underwear???? I thought that only happened to women…
So sorry to hear about the jeans! LEvi’s too! Ugh, I know how we can get attached to a really good pair of jeans.
Love the poster though. :P
yeah bummer babe
thanks … i should have taken up arts & media since i love gfx
i stole your jeans, it says… Lexi…Stress…shucks, haha
must report … polisss
Famous people get their things stolen sometimes.
You sure u aint getting famous yet? Look out for your stolen stuff on ebay or something in future. U never know when someone sells it for a quick buck when you become really famous.
“Worn underwear by famous local politician!” Going for $9999.99. Bid now to avoid regrets!”
haha i wish i was that ‘famous’ ..i think i would rather be ‘infamous’ .. more drama
hahah i think i kasi u mastercard.
mail-order bride a bit bulky ah…
how can you be sure its bulky
have you tried it before
now now .. :-p
LOL wellll i tried stuffing one in a suitcase for my friend but tak muat and the one that muat…it becomes heavy. must sit on the luggage to lock it up. heheh
wat you locked up your friend
what else have you done illegally … keke
hmmmm seems like so many ppl i know … their sutff got stolen… errrmmm….
its a fucked up world
my friend who lives in hall 11, had her bra stolen… and it’s the expensive brand ones.. wat the hell, the stealer can still choose the brands and steal la. haha
wah kesian ..i think tis one gal who steal. selective stealing
So cheapo meh.. *smack forehead*
wat to do … more like sickos