I was caught soliciting

Sha April 1, 2009 6

I’ve to admit this and just get it out there in the open. I would rather have you hearing it from me, than an unreliable source.

Well last weekend I was caught for ‘soliciting’ sex. No it didn’t turn out that way in the beginning and I truly hope the authorities will believe my story of the incident being a misunderstanding.

I was out with my boys and you know how sometimes among us, one of us would get lucky. You hit it off with a babe on the dancefloor or pub, and at the end of the night, it would transpire either you going back to her place or yours.

I really thought it was my night when I strike up a conversation with a clubber. We flirted, we talked and we left the place for hers. Then what strike me as odd was when she asked me for money out in the streets.

Well I thought she just needed to buy some lube or contraceptive diaphragms. I passed her the cash and the next thing you know, I was approached by two dudes who identified themselves as anti-vice squad and they’re conducting a sting operation.

WTF man!!

My arraignment is 21st April where I’ll plead my case. Looks like a foregone conclusion for my clean record.


More details of my case below … only if you’ve constructive ideas to help me out

6 Comments »

  1. Shawn April 1, 2009 at 4:26 pm - Reply

    Happy April Fool’s Day

  2. Shaun April 1, 2009 at 8:21 pm - Reply

    lol, ya almost got me there, esp with your date font size so small, hard to merge the thought of april-1st with your story.

    • uncle sha April 2, 2009 at 10:47 pm - Reply

      Glad I got one … I thought of the idea while jogging btw, haha.

  3. dakewlest April 2, 2009 at 2:49 am - Reply

    erm… agak menyakinkan……

    • uncle sha April 2, 2009 at 10:52 pm - Reply

      * takes a bow once again *

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