Queues

Sha July 7, 2009 2

I hate queues.

I think in Singapore we’ve brought it to a whole new level of queuing.

Recall Hello Kitty McDonald’s collectibles.

During the long queues then, things happen, people get onto each other nerves and things got out of hand.

I know … as it was during my national service time and instead of to serve and protect our nation, we became queues bouncers. Hahaha!

Want to know how I feel if I’m stuck in a long queue.

Aaahhh looooong queues sucks!

Aaahhh looooong queues sucks!

Like today earlier, why is that if I’m at the checkout isles, my queue is at a standstill always, while the other lines are faster.

Is it just me or every time I move to that faster queue, it happens to slow down.

Like macam kena voodoo-queue-back-luck seh!

And some of these morons can’t read the sign which says, “Cash payment only and less than 10 items”.

Like hello moron dot com, you really need a smackdown by me is it.

Also another gripe is these queue cutters.

I take no prisoners usually when that happens.

I would usually do the below if someone cuts me!

I am mad now

I am mad now

and after that I would do this.

Rest in pieces you jabroni.

This power bomb is dedicated to any queue cutter out there

This power bomb is dedicated to any queue cutter out there

Yes I have so much angst in me.

Someone once advised me “Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.” :p

Yes I do have a vivid imagination eh, and yes I’m also that brutal.

So never ever cut me in a queue.


2 Comments »

  1. shafa July 7, 2009 at 10:18 pm - Reply

    hahahha…. then i wanna see hw u wld react during peak hours sia!!!! hahah… i think if i saw any guy bursting ala the incredible hulk… then i knw its u lah!!!!! hahahhahahahha…

    • Uncle Sha July 10, 2009 at 12:10 pm - Reply

      It’s not a pretty sight, keke …

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